I'm so happy that every publisher is making their own VR headset so I can buy each one just like I have to download each publisher's launcher to play their games.

Five nights at Biscuit?

Navi would be voiced by Aaron Paul. "Hey! Listen, Bitch!"

Uh this is not how you go about finding someone who isn't shallow, this is how you find a furry. If she wanted to disguise her looks she should have gone with a paper bag and baggy clothes.

Motherfuckin' lasers. What CAN'T they do.

So this is an iPhone 7 rumor right?

My god, this will make an amazing urinal.

Oh my, that was something else.

Kotaku should seriously, consider adding a NSFF(not safe for feels) tag on articles like this. I never played video games with my dad but we did many other things, some of which I've discussed here on kotaku before. So it's kinda hard for me to read these stories sometimes and I'm sure it is for others too. So it'd be…

I wish he rebuilt Jak & Daxter. I like platformers. The sequels became shooters and vehicled based.

I phone6s are nice to smuggle, they bend to the curvature of your body.

I still have no idea why publishers still do this.

I am Cowboys fan and I am pissed about this! You don't screw over a kid-ever! If some one can come up with a way to get it to him, I will gladly buy this kid a couple games of his choice. This shit make s me insane.

youre a good human being.

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

"Fools. You're ruining the flavour."

Mine goes in the neighbours yard.


Fuck that guy.

I totally approve of this and love seeing ingenuity at work that's a benefit to mankind, but I draw the line at drinking that water. I just would not be able to get the thought of its source out of my head.

DO WE EVEN KNOW? WHO IS THIS 4CHAN PERSON OR WEBSITE?

This is based off of a Creepypasta, Abandoned by Disney. Hence, the name. Treasure Island, and the inverted Mickey Mouse colors.