"In the beginning, I did ask to be disconnected."

Many manly tears were mandated by mine eyes.

Dude is going to make me cry

He's seems like a very warm and inviting person. I'm really glad he's doing what he is doing.

I really couldn't give a shit about the lack of pools, but the lack of an entire age group that used to be in the Sims games is weird. I mean it's such an odd feature to cut out, even if they were just planning on putting it in a latter expansion.

Everything I've learned in Biology class was a lie.

Me in blue paint is the best Cortana.

Not enough useless belts, 3/10, would not bang.

Not in the picture? 37 zippers.

What in the everlasting fuck is that? I honestly wouldn't have known that's Batman if I hadn't been told.

You mean gambling lockboxes are a bad investment?! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!

Just imagine, 14 years from now we'll get to learn how Half Life 3 was finally cancelled because someone at Valve decided training dolphins to sing The Imperial March or whatever the fuck it is they do over there was more important.

The Sims 4; Pool Stuff Expansion Pack

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A POOL I SWEAR TO GOD....

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

Don't you mean *stabs in the stark* ;D

Let's remove smog by causing toxic rain! Brilliant!

Having played the game, I honestly didn't think about Lacey Jonas as Lindsay at all. Even if there's some resemblance, it's just a passing one, which would even hardly count as parody.