Who the hell is "Mary O"?

Her pronunciation of Mario makes me want to wring someone's neck. Pet peeve of mine, I guess.

"Look Ma, I'm on TV!"

This just in: Drunk man kills friend in drunken rage after losing at the game "Mario Kart". Fox News points to video games and Bobsplosion as the culprits.

Disclaimer: DRIVING WHILE DRUNK IS A HORRIBLE IDEA.

this has been my favorite ive seen so far

I have a journalistic story nugget for you guys:

What happened?

Seriously, this was a gem last year that everyone was excited about. Then suddenly low-fi graphics show up and the game gets held to (paraphrasing devs) "make the game more fun."

I give the game a solid 7/10, but it certainly wasn't worth my $60.

But it…

Rainbow Road is in Mortal Kombat 8?

Origin ONLY

There's lots of ways EA can ruin it.

The game looks good.

Image fixed for Japan.

"You little whippersnappers with your highly-detailed Sims! Why, when I was your age, the Create-A-Sim menu only lets you choose a head and body from a limited set of choices. And that was just enough for us!"

Dat neck.

Or the spelling.

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.

Pretty sure Diesel's voice is lower than his Tauren's.

Manly tears were shed