This article is beautiful. Thank you. It will help me win over arguments with die-hard console fanboys.

The 2DS is no where near expensive.

Excuse me? For the Xbox One, as well?I'm sorry, I just don't sit well with that.

In my opinion, I think Pokemon should have stopped at the Diamond and Pearl region. Forgive me for not knowing their region name. But the Pokemon then are amazing. Pokemon now are just ice cream, garbage, chandeliers, key rings.... You name it, and don't go bashing on Magnemite because he's a magnet, or Voltorb...…

I want to cry, now...

Honestly, I don't really like anything other than playing games Steam, unless it is just a game by itself. If I can have it on Steam, then great.

Movie. Now.

Every time I see tech being destroyed, I think, "This could have been mine..."

Rockstar said that they used screenshots and gameplay footage from the console versions, which is bullshit. The current-gen versions don't look the greatest, as you can see.

You're a jerk.

I don't really care about these championships and these kids and this kid. :P

Politics are boring. I can't stand 'em. So.... Yeah... But these ads were amusing.

Well... My brother decided to speed hack on my account and I got banned on this game... *sigh*

What I'm thinking, is. Gabe Newell takes someone on a tour and shows them Half-Life 3. And then, he takes them to the Shower Room, where they will take a "shower."

Blizzard. Don't you dare make it Pay to Win. God damn...

Aisha Tyler. Of course. XD But yes. This does look bad.

This sounds like Reel Big Fish.

Seriously? People are so freaking stupid. Like, anger management, people... Calm the eff down.

It's Charlie, from Lost!

This guy sounds like the narrator from The Stanley Parable.