3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

He got all huffy.

Not going to sugarcoat it, that visibility is absolute dogshit. The driver just supposed to guess where the road is?

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Holy SHIT they got some distance on that one!

in that case. I am also looking for my father.

Ditto.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

Forecast for tomorrow:

So did I. (Or therabouts.)

And Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes. Adam’s The HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Sagan’s Broca’s Brain. Gibson’s Neuromancer. Buck Rogers. Calvin & Hobbes. The Adventures of Nemo in Slumberland. Plus every comic book I could lay my hand’s on.

As a first time father of a two year old...I would be livid if this ran over my daughter. But at the same time, I somehow lost a little anger at the robot when I read ‘Harwin’.

IT HAS BEGUN.

I'm only going to OK your idea if he also gets to have his shiny eyes from Pitch Black and whenever he rolls a 10 or higher on the D12, he throws a 1969 Dodge Charger at someone.

Going the risky route with generic white guy protagonist I see.

Um, no. That Stormtrooper that Rey mind-tricked was totally phoning it in.

No you said “I’m pretty sure he’s a well managed misogynist.” Meaning in your mind his feelings on the subject of the fan are either disingenuous or a mask being used to cloud his actual sub-surface hate. If you meant “he’s a really nice guy who loves his fans” then you should have gone with that not a backhanded…