I got yer Dyson Sphere right here!!!

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Meh, been done before

Tough. It’s a UK show. If people abroad watch it, fine. It’s funded by us BBC licence payers so we expect it to cater to us.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

And you managed to forget the car in question:

Don’t forget zee Sport Leicht rallye Wagen

But...I’m not a guy. </3

I’m in, and James May is my god.

Compared to the masterpiece that is Steven Segal’s finest work. No thank you sir.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

Not true.

That’s the ugliest van ever made.

Oh for fucks sake, there’s a combined total of 5 minutes of the new TG on the interwebs, and youve already determined that HOURS of auto-hoonery programming will be shite.