ADV bikes should be 700cc or smaller. I have a BMW F650 (first gen carb’d 1997) and its the RIGHT size. You’re right, the point is that they are “do everything” bikes, but the big machines are really much more like a Yukon Denali XL, while a smaller bike like mine is closer to an XJ Cherokee. Sure, it’s not as…

Because Jalopnik is smart enough to realize there is an audience much, MUCH larger than just you, Pumpkin...

Or that certain people don’t have senses of humor. This is why Garfield is still on the comics page.

Ya, it’s almost like humour is subjective or something...

And things like Bolivia. The first 15 minutes of that episode are still some of the funniest ever aired on television.

I loved the news. The news helped highlight the relationships between the three guys, which was the best part.

Exactly. Why not use some of those quality American actors, like the dude from House, or that guy from Homeland?

Also when he toots.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Not Doug DeMurano?

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

No. No one can. Because every scientific study ever done shows absolutely no difference one way or the other. You know... aside from the increased chance that you or your kids will get violently ill or die from one of them.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

I also have an opinion.

Since its British Top Gear, I think a more British comparison is what we need.

That’s like your opinion man

No mention of John Kasich? Ben Carson? Andy Martin? Jack Fellure? C’mon guys...

It’s safe to say that the audience...

So, which pop song do you think they’ll use in the quick cut trailer that will name off the individuals that make up their group of ne’er-do-wells?

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.