What would Harvey be doing without baseball? I promise he wouldn’t be boning models and pulling 7 figures.

Another Deadspin column bemoaning the poor, abused athlete. We get it Tom, you think athletes are victims. The sad thing is all of the journalists you cited have more literary chops and gravitas than you can ever hope to achieve writing dick stories on deadspin.

I’m someone who reads enough golf stories to see Tiger fans do anything they can to disparage Rory while conveniently omitting Tiger’s indiscretions.

Remember when Tiger was slamming whores in the ass while his pregnant wife was asleep. Did you make comments about that too?

He’s the most exciting golfer in the sport by far. Watching him when he’s playing well is like watching Steph Curry.

He was talking about majors on the champions tour. Timothy is an idiot.