Dogs are better than people.
Next we should fix the Hawks logo that’s a red, drunk Pacman with a little chunk of barf floating in midspew.
You missed one,
This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.
Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.
Agreed. His correct mayo take is meaningless because of how bad the dog take is.
Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.
What’s the optimal number of dogs to have?
My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.
1. New dad loves mayo, which is inexplicable.
There is nothing fake about him, and the scare quotes are unnecessary. The word “Christian” is defined as a member of the religion of Christianity. Nothing more, nothing less. There are wonderful people and abhorrent people of all faiths and no faith. It’s long past time to stop using “Christian” as an adjective…
THIS! Every asshole screaming “We’re not Nazis!” needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
I’m not particularly a “scholar” of WW II, but I did minor in history with a concentration in the European theater of that war—and I lived in Germany for five years (had the opportunity to visit Auschwitz, as well).
Based on that education and those experiences, I can only say the following:
Americans tend to conflate…
No matter what your politics are, I’ve noticed that when someone says “xxxx is a simple concept”, they are blowing smoke up your ass and don’t really understand that most issues aren’t quite so simple.
Yes, young idiots of every single generation love the idea of free everything while having no idea how any of it works, or the responsibility to make it work. You can see it in every clickbait article on Splinter that can be boiled down to “other people have things I dont so we need to change everything so they’re…
So, basically, you’re mad that people are thinking about what the actual policy outcomes and effects on the poor will be instead of jumping on the latest virtue signal slogan to show which side of the wedge they’re on.
True. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a percentage.
Human life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.
