Dogs are better than people.

Next we should fix the Hawks logo that’s a red, drunk Pacman with a little chunk of barf floating in midspew.

You missed one,

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

Then... don’t watch them?

That’s one thing that was great about the Netflix shows was it was a vastly different approach within (sort of) the same world. If “dark and gritty” didn’t do it for you, then you aren’t missing any important connective tissue by skipping.

Those of us that loved the tone had Marvel branded…

Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.

Agreed. His correct mayo take is meaningless because of how bad the dog take is.

Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.

What’s the optimal number of dogs to have?

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

1. New dad loves mayo, which is inexplicable.

There is nothing fake about him, and the scare quotes are unnecessary. The word “Christian” is defined as a member of the religion of Christianity. Nothing more, nothing less. There are wonderful people and abhorrent people of all faiths and no faith. It’s long past time to stop using “Christian” as an adjective…

Surely by normalising the moment, that’s the stronger and more enduring element? A subtle inflection that sells what was a fantastically emotional, biting scene first and foremost; corporate inclusivity never feels particularly genuine in the first place, especially if it starts becoming like a series of pedestals. At…

isn’t this what we want?

I thought it was a good moment. To me, it helped build the perception of how changed planet Earth is post-snap, a ravaged world still in shock and grief with touches of PTSD.

...as soon as I saw the link, the Lunar: Silver Star intro started playing in my head and I though, “I might need to have this at any cost.”

It’s a high price, but Dark Wizard is worth it.

Human life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.