And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

They used to wrap an ace bandage around my arm so i coudn’t bend it and suck my thumb

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

Here’s a hot take for dudes all over the globe (and laydiezz, but I never have this problem w them)

Don’t do shit people didn’t consent to. How hard is this? How. Hard. Is. This?

As someone who has had plastic surgery, I find everything she said to be 100% true. Cosmetic surgery is an emotional journey. Teens should wait until their faces are fully formed and until they have a better sense of self and what they want. It’s foolish to deny having had cosmetic surgery, and making changes is not…

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

to every person saying ‘it’s a good apology but she shouldn’t have done something in the first place’

Am I supposed to be snarky about this because I can’t imagine why I should be. It seems like they’ve pulled off an amicable divorce and are focused on making sure their kids see their parents “together” and not acting like angry children. I have no problem with anything she’s saying. Good for her for being able to…

I’ve loved being a bridesmaid for every wedding I’ve been in. I’ve heard toasts that I thought were really beautiful. I don’t actually have children, but I’ve had a blast dancing with little ones at a number of weddings. Your opinions are not universal, and your cruel negativity is as off-putting as it is consistent.

Perhaps we can set up some sort of trade.

And the gas station person is more trustworthy than a volunteer reviewer on Trip Advisor because?

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

You are easily my new favorite person!! Every bride (or just generally spineless human like me) needs someone like you in their corner.

The worst part about this article is that it isn’t even Pippa’s fault that she’s in the public eye. Her sister married a prince. Her position in the limelight is completely out of her control, and she’s just trying to make something of it. It makes this article meaner than if it were about Kim Kardashian.

How many times has she read about how wrong her face is? How many times has someone posted video, meme, or comment about her nose, or her butt, or her boobs? So she goes out and buys new ones, but those ones aren’t right either, and then she gets to read and hear about how screwed up her body and face are?

It’s just him being a fucking bully and it is not fucking cute. That was low hanging fruit.

I don’t think it’s in good taste to minimize anyone’s personal tragedies. You really can’t compare your tragedies to someone else’s. It’s actually a really shitty and mean thing to do. You don’t even know this woman, and you’re so quick to minimize her life. Why? Is it to make yourself feel somehow superior because…

It's fun when you are ten. Not so much when you are 27, are the breadwinner, and pay your own bills! It's insulting and sad!

My cousin IS divorced. She had a long-term boyfriend post-divorce who bought a house with her and then cruelly left her in the same way her ex husband did (without a word, for another woman). I have an aunt who is now SURE we need one because apparently now there are THREE single women coming to the wedding. My sister…