Maybe she is an introvert. Quality over quantity. Maybe her husband is her best and only friend.

No family either? She must have some friends if she’s inviting people to the wedding, no?

This is perfect-thank you! I am very much a girly girl with a love of glamour, so this is exactly what I will be wearing! I am actually weirdly touched by all of you ladies right now. Even if you are all actually 50 year old men with a fetish for helping out women with small boobs in comment sections, I am still…

That’s beautiful! I love the details up top!

Your dress sounds lovely. Do you have a picture? I also get lost in loose clothing, so I’ve been looking at fitted, sweetheart neckline gowns for my wedding. My new thing though is CAP SLEEVES! I’ve found so many dresses with adorable lace cap sleeves or lace bateau necks with a sweetheart silhouette underneath. It…

Sew some cups into those dresses, girl! They do wonders. My mom did that to all my dresses when I was in high school.

Yeah, menstrual blood is just one of many bodily fluids that society is disgusted by. It’s not like urine, feces, mucus, and saliva are revered.

Hahahah, gross and weird! I love the idea of some guy trying to PUA you, and you being so confused and bewildered that you didn’t fall for it. I have a mental image of him fishing and throwing his hook and bait in the water, and you being like, “Yeah! I want that! Give it to me!” but he keeps teasing you by jerking it…

But, like...what was going to be his eventual payoff? At any point was he trying to have sex with you? I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS

Let me give you some advice: you do you. Include the people important to you and don’t listen to internet strangers. (Like me?!) I had 6 maids and it was just fine. A few people have made comments over the years, generally people who weren’t at the wedding. But here’s the thing: 3 were my sisters and 3 were my bffs.…

All I can say is....hmmmm well her body is fucking great

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Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

Perfectly said. If something makes you happy (cake! a pretty dress! music! dancing!) include it. If something doesn’t make you happy (cake! a pretty dress! music! dancing!) don’t include it. The only thing that needs to happen is you getting married for it to be a wedding.

I’m sad I missed the original thread but I just went through it and WOW I love everyone’s creative toppers! I got two little birds hand painted on Etsy (to match our colors and what my flowers were going to be.)

Fuck that noise. Those Ikea glasses are proof that my relationship survived a trip to Ikea. I want to be buried with them.

This baffles me. Along with getting ornaments/Christmas decor for Christmas. Thanks for the present but ceases to be useful for an entire year the second I take it out the box.

Worst wedding gift: A crystal wedding cake topper, given to us at the wedding.

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