Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

Christ, no. That’s the last thing I want. I hate myself.

I also wish she would just say, look, I like doing yoga on the beach in Mexico, smoking weed on my deck, and boning this guy Justin Something. I’m all good. No babies. Thanks!

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

JUST TAKE YOUR USED CONDOM AND THROW IT OUT. WTF.

No, everyone knows you don’t start showing until your fifth trimester.

My fiance and I are alllllll talk about how we are totally going to do it whenever we’re drunk, and we almost never do. I can’t imagine that we’ll get it together at our wedding - even when we’re a little bit tipsy, we generally just fall into bed stroking each other and then conk out.

Ugh. I think especially if you do things DIY (we set up chairs, decorated, everything) you’re just so tired! You’ve got the rest of your damn life to bang it out - it can wait until you’ll actually enjoy it.

I work in programming so I’m just at a desk all day. That’s great advice though. My hubby is probably going to use that option because he works on cars. My issues are with the every day stuff, so if I took it off for that, I’d never end up wearing it on my finger. Lol! But I appreciate the advice. I may implement it…

Would wear. Only if conflict free though. I may be tacky but I'm ethically tacky.

how yo insure something like that? or does Lyod’s of London still do the ridiculous insurance policies. That ring just says rob this person please.

It was pretty much our only expectation to have lots and lots of sex. We had an island honeymoon and went for it in the outdoor shower on the terrace, only after realizing the construction workers across the way had started back up and probably got a nice show!

None. I got my period the morning of the wedding and I have menorrhagia (thankfully just in amount and not length, my period just wants to happen all at once). I was also recovering from a health issue that made it difficult to fly, so our honeymoon was just us driving back to our home state with my mother.

So on our…

Is it creepy that I came here just to read the fucking comments?

It really is! :)

I wish you could tweet this wonderful comment to him (like over the span of 46 tweets or something - stupid character limits!). It would be interesting to see how his male brain responds to reason.

We went on a dream holiday to Mexico (from the UK) and between the trips, travelling, cocktails, amazing food and massive jet lag we were way too beat!

We didn’t. Not once.

My husband and I didn’t so much have a honeymoon as wandering around after a DIY wedding. I still sometimes feel like we did it wrong because we were so exhausted night of - but it seems like that’s actually really common.

Honeymoon was a tropical paradise resort. Felt no pressure to do anything else but eat, lounge, swim, drink and fuck. Our room had a patio with a little private pool. The patios were private, so we would strip and swim naked. We tried to fuck in the pool one night and were like, “Yeah, water and sex doesn’t work very…