The Royal Gazette reports that Fox “told the Erie Times-News that she visited the island in January after being invited by a local sea glass collector and left with two suitcases filled with glass to make jewelry to sell.” To add insult to injury, she also referred to the Bermuda beach as “a dump” in an online video.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to

Dude, wtf. You get the Sacko for life.

Maybe you could get that book “The Five Languages of Love” and use it to discuss what it is that makes each of you feel loved and appreciated. You could use the examples of the stuff he used to do.

Right? As soon as you pick that thing up, avocado will be rolling all over the place.

My limey brain got confused and I was like ‘How can someone not think chips are delicious?’ And then I remembered that you call crisps chips and I was like ‘Wait, how can someone not think crisps are delicious?’ Basically potato. All potato is good potato. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE

I am so happy right now. I finally have a Saturday night with no obligations, so I’m ordering enough pizza for 3 people, opening a bottle of wine, and catching up on my DVR’d episodes of Orphan Black. INTROVERT HEAVEN.

Kind of. We had a comic artist make our ketubah, and he inked our dog into the border:

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

When the Spice Girls were in their heyday I was around 11, and my mom wouldn’t let me go to their concert because I was too young.

I get that, and I figured the same thing, but also, like...make a phone call. Explain the reasons. Don’t make a list of demands in a formal, creepy email. Just be like “Aunt Ellen, I get it, you love buying the kid stuff, because its adorable, and he is adorable. We live in a two bedroom apartment though, so could you…

I have to get behind the tried, tested and true: Maybelline Great Lash mascara. I have been using it since I was 14 and I still get asked if I'm wearing eyelash extensions. And for around $3.50 I really don't see how you can go wrong.

I have to get behind the tried, tested and true: Maybelline Great Lash mascara. I have been using it since I was 14…

Maybelline makes so many great mascaras (and they're all available waterproof and in brown!) but good old Great Lash is my favorite.

Maybelline makes so many great mascaras (and they're all available waterproof and in brown!) but good old Great Lash…

I think the real issue here is that he's considering them "half empty." Let's be optimistic and call them "half full" and ready for the next adventure!

Oh, and he claimed he "knew everybody," and that he'd prevent her from ever working in New York again.