I wasn't sure if I needed to highlight the word 'instrumental' for the joke to get through, but apparently I did.

Of course, her catchy music has also been instrumental.

You didn't read the last paragraph, did you?

He does mention in his last sentence that he uninstalled and deleted the torrent since he wants to help the developer. I've never had a (moral) issue with people downloading a game if there is no demo available, so long as they then buy the game if they enjoy it. I know not everyone does that, but it is still better…

I went ahead and downloaded the torrent, I know, shameful.

This is the first game I've ever worked on as a fledgling designer, and I'm glad that it's really getting through to people. I was wondering whether or not gamers were ready for this sort of thing, and it seems as though they are. Cheers! Great review!

You shouldn't have mentioned that you've played SL for 7 years. It makes you sound really biased, especially now looking back at how hostile you were in your original post.

So I get the impression you spend a LOT of time in SL..

What is really creeping me out is the only commenter on here that is defending Second Life. Just shows that SL has some "unique" people.

...no? It's standard.

Especially if starting with american beer, which is only vaguely alcoholic to start.

Rum-based desserts aren't quite the same as beer-battered fish and chips. You can't get drunk off of beer-battered fish and chips unless something truly bizarre happens as part of the cooking process.

THESE ARE YELLOW. I CANNOT ALIGN MY CHAKRAS WITH YELLOW.

That's true in life in general. People make fun of other people who do dumb things. Obviously the guy in story #1 wasn't a bad guy, but come on; I'm not going to pretend that's not still mind-bogglingly dumb.

Beer-battered gratuities are the best kind of gratuities.

Well, a) both people involved in that story were women, and b) she didn't get fired because of the fish and chip answer (presumably). She got fired because that was a secret shopper who otherwise gave her a bad score.

Hi. So, the first story is mine. I assure you, I didn't write it to be mean-spirited, but because it was absolutely hilarious. The guy was super nice, ate his meal, and like I said in the story, he said it was delicious. He even laughed when I explained that he had just had an entire meal at an Indian restaurant…

I think you're taking this way too seriously.

Meh, today's theme is "dumb customers" which would apply, the story is cute and funny, and the guy seemed good-natured. It's a rare feel-good for BCO. Just let it be.

ARE THESE GRATUITIES? OMG I LOVE THOSE. OM NOM NOM, PRICE BE DAMNED.