Nooooooooo. I need this movie to quickly be forgotten so that I don't hear about it six times a day from everyone. "Hey you know there is a movie coming out with your name!"

Come on; just have a big secular ceremonial wedding. I know it can be done, 'cause I did it. Fancy outfits, fancy building— but not a church— with my mother-in-law as the officiant.

Plus, that's like, real! Which cracks me up. That said, for whatever reason my brain doesn't think of non-upgradable armor as "real" or "fair."

Maybe it is because I'm a pen & paper Dungeon Master? The game just tricks me into engaging my own storytelling, leading to me telling myself the story I most want to believe?

Yeah, I've found it with both my characters. With my first, tank-y build, I found the Symbol of Avarice too, but as bad as I want those slabs, it is too annoying to kill Darkwraiths with it on.

When shall we three meet again
with wisdom, courage, or power?

Yeah, but Snuggly is completely beside the point, to be fair. You don't need her for any items…she's just an easter egg or whatever you want to call it.

I'm on my second playthrough— my first was blind, & this one I'll at least look up like, where I can get that last magic spell to win a trophy for getting all the magic spells— & I have spent entire days on entirely new areas. Oolacile, since I got the DLC after (figuring it would extend playlife) & the Ash Lake &…

My Dark Souls & Skyrim characters started out life very similar: wear heavy armor, get some healing magic, then hit things as hard as you can. The difference in play is pretty immense, though: my Dragonborn eventually just started taking a beating while healing & mace-ing everything to death, but the Chosen…

I for one get a huge kick out of imagining what Carim must be like to produce Oswald & Lautrec, or wondering what the deal is with The Painting & the Goddess of Sin….or whatever. They are evocative little thumbnails.

I'm in the middle of my second character…I got it for Xmas this year & plunged in & I haven't really come up for air since. Sure, it isn't a game for everyone but conversely, there are few games that "get me." Dark Souls is one. I've said before that ICO is "my favorite Zelda game," & conversely I sort of feel like …

Oh yeah! Everytime someone mentions Belly I remember their song "Angel" & I go listen to it & it rules. So now is that time, again!

Soce, the Elemental Wizard is freaking fantastic.

This episode MESSED ME UP man.  Messed me up.

This episode MESSED ME UP man.  Messed me up.

Because he's the star of terrible made-for-Christian-Bookstores movies that push a crazy conspiracy theory.

Because he's the star of terrible made-for-Christian-Bookstores movies that push a crazy conspiracy theory.

Pretty much expected this to say "starring Kirk Cameron."

Pretty much expected this to say "starring Kirk Cameron."

What a bunch of epic jerks.  I can't even with this.