...If you thought this was bad. You need to livestream your reaction to 5.0 and 5.3. Square Enix is coming for you, hard. The woman that wrote those got a whole-ass standing ovation.

Just come to the darkside of PC Ethan. We have Worldline skating here....for another two weeks.

Just...use DIM? It’s like the Vault, but works mid-raid, is searchable, and has links to everything you could possibly ever want to know about Destiny item loadouts/quests. Including your actual progression in numbers instead of %s. Even if Bungie fixed up the Vault...I can’t use that from my ship while loading into a…

I didn’t think I would every love anyone on this site as much as I do Tim Rogers. Luke Plunkett, you have just stolen my heart. Kaiserreich is the best. The level of detail is honestly staggering. Also a French blitzkrieg makes me giggle.

“I like a heavy controller. The Elite weighs 348 grams. The Vantage weighs 267. The Vantage is still very solid. It’s just not as weighty as the Elite.” Not sure if you meant to switch back to its PS4 fueled cousin.

Part of me still wants a Savage roulette so those of us that are done for the week can help people who just want the page/clear and get paid in fatstacks of tomestones for it. The rest of me realizes that doing E4S with a group of randoms is how wars start.

....Luke just get a SCUF Vantage for PS4. They work and feel like a dream. I cannot overstate how good they feel. The paddles on the Elite were always a little twitchy for me but the Vantage’s still have that rock solid SCUF feel. I know, I know, it isn’t first party. But honestly...I can’t go back.

Something that doesn’t exist anymore....and won’t ever exist again. Good Lord what a wild run the big three (Sorry Andy) have given us.

...If you’re at 77 out of 80...just wait. It’s just getting warmed up. The last few hours are some of the most fun I’ve had with video games in a long time. Just a dumb grin on my face the entire time.

Brace yourself Fahey, it’s the best expansion they’ve made by a long, long mile. The ending is stunning, the colors stay breathtaking. They just...man did they kill it this time. Also the soundtrack. You think you’re ready for that soundtrack, you are not.

They’re *collectively* a third smaller. Individually they’re much much smaller than the original. Player cap should be per section, which will make them busier.

Hey! I guessed the server right last time! Balmung is such a double-edged sword. As someone that doesn’t RP I continue to stick around mostly because the massive amount of people keeps prices on the Marketboard *incredibly* low. Which when you’re cycling through a stack of strength potions a week is reeeeeally nice.…

RP combat tournaments...so it’s either Balmung or Mateus...

Giri, promise me you will never leave us. Your tennis coverage continues to be a highlight of Deadspin for me.

Tim Rogers is the best decision in Kotaku history.

I just wanted to say that this is one of the best articles I have seen on Deadspin in long while. I could listen/read personal stories about boxing all day long. Thank you for posting it.

Joel Osteen, Synthesist Summoner in a Mythic Pathfinder game. Psychotic, delusional, cult leader. Well, started as a cult, currently the church occupies about 8-9% of the global population. Joel’s most recent big mythic power bump came when he worded the new membership paperwork for the faithful carefully enough that…