Ah, the Cartman Gambit, as it is known in technical circles.

The ship has been interned by a belligerent foreign power. Based on my understanding of The Sea, the honorable thing would be for the crew to scuttle the Ever Given rather than let it fall into enemy hands.

They can do it, I just know they have the juice to get these guys freed. They can call up Egypt and be all like “You’ve got a canal, we’ve got a canal, we’re canal habibis, what’s it gonna take to iron this out?”

“The shipping times from this eBay seller in Egypt are crazy sporadic, but they've got the best prices anywhere!"

If they’re considered abandoned after 2 months, that’s the same for the cargo, so they can check out what's in the containers, right?

To be fair that school is full of class after class of ugly, ugly children. 

Yeah, I feel the same, if the show either let the kids go to high school or did a spinoff in Springfield there would be so many good original ideas. Or, y’know, put Skinner and Wiggum in the Big Easy 

It’s funny that “Steamed Hams” is a parody of a very specific sitcom trope that’s not so common anymore, and yet it still works for the youngins who might not even know what it’s parodying. I guess that just further shows how great the sketch is. 

In the days before GPS was widely used, people had to rely on things like “paper maps” and “directions” to get places, even places they had visited once before. It had something to do with onions and bees, I think.

People don’t frown on a sinking boat.

Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone frowning while on a boat.

Go to Twitter. They want five stand alone movies with every character that appeared in the movie, including Deathstroke, Luthor, and Desaad.

The actor says this made him think of Black actors like Gary Coleman and Jimmie Walker, who became synonymous with the catchphrases of their TV counterparts.

“And even that is assuming there wasn’t another car traveling 60-70 mph behind him”

Definitely has happened in Florida. I drove past one of the incidents just after it occurred. Asshole kids dropping concrete chunks from the overpass onto oncoming cars. It hit one, a Honda Accord as I recall, driver side windshield, and took out an innocent person, and the surviving passenger had to grab the wheel to…

Man, fuck that “prankster” with an auger.

Situational awareness?

I’m not with you on that last thought. That wheel was spinning, and could have gone any direction. The truck on his right had him boxed, and who knows what vehicle was on his left. Hitting it straight-on is probably safer than hitting it at an angle. I’m not a motorcycle rider, but I suspect dodging that was a lot…

ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you

Damn, wonder how many PalmPilots and VCRs were sold in the same quarter.