This is exactly what Jim Jefferies said in one of his bits is the only argument for having firearms. “Fuck off, I like guns.”

The Onion already coined Biden’s nickname with Diamond Joe. That’s way better than Sleepy Joe. Trump should have just used this. Hell, he should actually just rattle off Biden related Onion articles to his followers. They’d believe they were true.

Any woman who would vote for this person has zero sense of self worth. They don’t find his likely criminal treatment of women disqualifying because they figure that’s just how the world is and that’s just what you have to deal with. They have no sense of agency in which you could determine that you won’t tolerate being…

They actually remind me of the townspeople in Stranger Things all filing into the building to then collapse into a heap of goo and be merged into the Mind Flayer. They’re willing to sacrifice themselves for the good of the monster. In this analogy Donald Trump is the Mind Flayer.

I think you meant “much power over you and ME.” It’s the objective case. Learn English maybe.

Interesting that the one car that comes off relatively unscathed is the Bug.

I thought they were saying “Boo-urns.”

He’s really gone downhill since ESPN.

I’m a Red Sox fan (yeah I hear all your jeering). Someone once gave me a picture of the Buckner 1986 play signed by both Buckner and Mookie Wilson. I did not burn it. I put it in what I thought was the only appropriate place for it in my house. Behind my toilet in the basement.

Actually I’d guess that her appearance there makes people in England glad that we all cut ties with them 240+ years ago.

I think the entire Republican platform can be summed up as “I got mine so fuck you.” Though interestingly most of the people who vote Republican actually don’t have theirs.

Well since the Affordable Care Act was essentially the Republican plan for health care reform I’m not exactly sure what they could possibly come up with now.

I know we’re not supposed to judge people by how they look, but this guy just looks like an ass hole.

Well I’m an only child and I’ve never generated a toxic culture on the Heat or Cavaliers. So I don't think his logic holds up.

could

I personally don’t believe any relievers should ever be in the Hall of Fame. If you’re a reliever it means you weren’t good enough to start. End of story. You don’t think Greg Maddux, Pedro Martinez, and Randy Johnson couldn’t have done what Rivera did? They could have done it ten times better with their eyes closed.…

I had this exact same thought the other day.

Correct, my understanding is that appropriations are for a specific purpose. It’s not like congress is appropriating a slush fund to the executive branch. Money has to be spent on what it was appropriated for.

Couldn’t he have just opened the door like a normal person? It obviously wasn’t locked or anything.

And Craig, I think the word you were looking for is “color,” not “colour.” (Fucking Canadian)