This looks scary - like it would shock the shit out of you. I feel like it would lead to a Napoleon Dynamite Time Machine moment — “hold on, I forgot the crystals...”

So this is kind of unrelated, but last night I saw the episode of It’s Always Sunny where Dennis has that weird run-in with Sinbad and Rob Thomas. I can’t remember the last time I heard about/read about/thought about Rob Thomas and now he’s blowing up all my devices. Strange stuff.

Agreed, it’s going to be a sad day

I just want to say that I think it’s the pits that you have to do a ton of busywork, but it’s also awesome that you’re going to fake months of paperwork — good luck!

Hello! New to Jezebel - thought this would be a good post to start on. Currently drinking La Cumbre a Slice of Hefen! It’s good :)

I just can’t get over how great the beginning of this sentence is: “To better understand Jeb Bush’s decision to softly sheath his tiny glasses for (perhaps) the last time...” It made my heart soar.