I’m generally on the pro pedant side of things, especially in NdGTs style. This though? Fuck this shit.

Also needs a focus on Peterman.

As a teammate, did he ever tell you how you were giving it away or what you were doing wrong?

“Everyone loves an a la carte model for content—see Netflix, et al—where you can just pay a single reasonable monthly fee for unlimited access” 

Yeah, but the first amendment crowd isn’t going to care because its not liberal college students doing it.

Wait, I thought Yang had already made it. Or at least that’s what all his hands have been claiming literally anywhere you can type and not actually do anything.

I can't believe I forgot nightmare ant.

I'm not sure how that's relevant, so I'm not going to try anything.

When he was running the place.

No, I prefer New Yorkies. Like these:

Tim Ryan: “Didn’t He Play For The Browns?”

His water bill wasn’t even the best HOF inductee in his class.

Every state hates their largest population centers, and vice versa. But it never makes it into the national discourse about who is or isn’t representative of the state.

Angus King- that other independent senator who nobody remembers.

This. (Though you might have an issue if you wanted to argue that Steve King is just as much a NYC-area Rep as AOC).

He already ruined deadspin twice, what’s the chances he does it again?

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

I’ll do it. Actually, I’ll subcontract it out to my dog.

Certainly a dick move, but I don’t see how it’s criminal. I think the prosecution just has a hard on for shafting anyone who insults the cops. My guess is the case is going to peter out and the defendant will have a happy ending.

HOA’s: for when you not only want more government, but think it should be run by the kind of people who argue over shades of grass.