At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

You mean Cortland Innegan

It's definitely my most important work since my investigation into Ryan Tannehill's toe thumbs.

All of the critiques I have for this policy are concisely stated in a metaphor published alongside that policy. . . I have nothing else to say. It's poetic, when you think about it.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Well, the offense chooses and runs the play, the defense reacts to it. So if you're judging plays, judge the guys who called it.

Hi Mr.Adams, I knew you weren't dead.

I could probably look this up, but does anyone know if South Africa has the degrees of murder like the US has? I can see why it would be hard to classify this as 1st degree murder given the lack of evidence regarding premeditation, but does South Africa have a Murder 2? I suppose not, if they're going straight to…

For those of us who have Sunday Ticket

I'm pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

I don't believe you.

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

To me it looks like a direct response to Seattle's style of pass defense last year. Seattle said "we're going to hit them on every play and see if you're going to call us out on it." NFL said, "we're going to call you out on it."

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Waiting for the Raiders WYTS and the response from the fans is like waiting for presents on x-mas morning.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

I just made my morning coffee using all the heat generated from this scorching hot take.