This is useful info! Thanks.

I feel like you’re kicking wrong if you lead with your toes. Aren’t you supposed to keep your foot pointed and lead with the top of the foot?

I’ll also point out that as of this year, the ball is dead as soon as it hits the ground in the end zone. You don’t even have to field it. If you’re standing on the goal line and it’s over your head, you can just head for the bench and let it land.

Seahawks coach Pete Carroll said postgame the play was for Michael Dickson to take an intentional safety there

Ok but how do you trim your beard back to the length you want it without shaving it all the way off?

Ok but how do you trim your beard back to the length you want it without shaving it all the way off?

What’s worse is that the Jets and Rams JUST showed the whole league how to stomple all over the Broncos. Isaiah Crowell had 231 scrimmage yards and two touchdowns, and David Johnson is empirically better at everything than Crowell is.

Life hack: stop projecting a sexual identity onto little kids with this one trick!

This commentator sounds like Jerry Seinfeld just discovered yelling.

Only two quarters of garbage football! I call that a win.

Sports is escapism, and this is as good as early-season escapism gets.

I don’t understand why this is more useful than a cruise missile or drone strike. Getting a projectile to travel that far ballistically seems like solving a problem that hasn’t needed to be solved since basically the V2.

My favorite racing cheat was the NASCAR team that realized that the size of the fuel tank was regulated, but not the size of the fuel lines. So they made fuel lines that were 2" wide and 11 feet long to hold an extra five gallons of gas.

You could just fucking walk him. He still gets to first but you’re not a giant asshole.

I assume this also applies to plane ice?

Watch once for the amazing throw, watch again for the first base coach not helping even a little bit.

Technically, there are 23 ways to get on base. Would have been a long night.

This is the stupidest thing anyone has ever said.

I have to hope that it’ll be like PI — usually not called if you look like you’re making a play on the ball — and not get called if it looks like a form tackle. Because that safety hit was pretty much textbook.

“Wearing a custom carbon-fiber cap insert to protect against future blows to the head”

But at least the rear hatch is at a 30º angle a la the X6 so that any practicality normally afforded by an SUV is sliced in half.