I got called “lazy” by someone who wanted me to deliver a massive couch I was giving away. For free.

I have the DashCam A1 and it fits nicely behind the rearview mirror, so visibility isn’t an issue. Would definitely recommend.

I have the DashCam A1 and it fits nicely behind the rearview mirror, so visibility isn’t an issue. Would definitely…

We sort of assume that the officials won’t call PI if you’re looking back at the ball, right? I’m guessing this will be similar. If you get your arms up and at least pretend you’re making a form tackle, they’re more likely to let it slide.

Being really good at something doesn’t make you an athlete.

Players don’t like being punished? Next you’ll tell me that they DO like scoring touchdowns.

None of those helmets are blank, though. I’ve never looked at the super-wide tape, but I’m betting with logos, you can still tell which way a guy is pointing his head.

My local Safeway has attempted to solve this problem by having it shout the item type much louder than the rest.

“Enter your … DONUT … quantity”
“place your … DONUT … in the bag”

I poured over this thing as a kid, memorizing every page.

Fun fact: bears can open UNlocked cars pretty easily too.

Exactly my thoughts. Sure, it’s downhill in sand, but this is essentially like me doing a backflip CARRYING MYSELF ON MY BACK, and I can’t even do a regular one.

So you’d agree that there was probably a dinosaur the size of that gator?

The Miami Marlins are doing their damndest to keep pace.

Somewhere in the lore it says that there are huge coal reserves in the far north, and since this is Industrial-Revolution-era tech they’re working with, that’s the only way to keep everything running.

They were saying on the broadcast that seven non-Rockies pitchers have made their debut at Coors, and their collective ERA is something like 7.5. It’s a rough place to start.

I’ve called myself an atheist since high school and I’ve read every word C. S. Lewis has ever written. I know exactly what you mean by inspiring the non-religious, because I can appreciate the sentiment and wonder and life lessons even if I don’t agree with the Jesus of it all.

Harry Enfield is 25 days older than Gervais, Paul Whitehouse a hair under three years older. Not exactly a generational gap.

It’s “non si può stopparlo,” which means “you (one) can’t stop it/him.” Stoppare is the verb they use for blocked shots in soccer, so this isn’t as dumb as it sounds. His pronunciation is terrible though.

If there has ever been a reason to end a man’s career and reputation, this is it.

You can’t plug any of your old headphones into your new iPhone, but you can use the Lightning Earpods that came with the phone. Of course, you can’t plug those headphones that came with your new iPhone into your new MacBook Pro, because it doesn’t have Lightning ports. You CAN use your OLD headphones on your new…

I drink unsweetened herbal tea for the same reason. I can go through several thermoses a day and stay super hydrated, but I can’t make myself drink the equivalent amount of water.