Weird that Nike also does NFL jerseys, which have been fine (Color Rush aside) despite taking way more abuse, but they can’t get basketball right.

But if you and I aren’t Biggest Loser contestants, does that mean anything for us?

His cat commentary was the best part of the second half.

I think most people just think of Advent as “the part of December before Christmas.”

I think most people just think of Advent as “the part of December before Christmas.”

Dammit, I had already copied down the quote to make this comment when I scrolled down and found yours. Have a star.

I super don’t believe you. No one is legitimately saying the Pats manufactured fog. This is the “you look at what’s happening in Sweden” of Kinja comments.

So you think you know better than Hayden Kennedy, arguably the most accomplished mountaineer under the age of 30 that has ever lived, what to do in a crisis in the mountains?

He couldn’t have called for help until he got down, and he knew (having decades more experience in the mountains than you) that death happens in minutes under an avalanche. Her only hope was if he could find her himself.

He never found her, though he did dig a substantial hole (probably probed randomly until he hit something and then dug there). His hole was in the wrong place, and it took nine rescuers and two dogs over an hour to find her body. But there’s no oxygen under an avalanche, he knew she was dead long before he stopped…

They weren’t even on snow at first, just hiking a dirt trail. And for people with this level of experience, Imp Peak is a very casual day out. You also don’t expect a slide on the ascent, since you’re on a ridge. Most mountaineers would have done the same, switching the beacons on only for the descent. You’re right…

Yes, a 1'-2' slide can kill. You’re right to acknowledge your naivete, because I think you’ve misunderstood the dimensions of the slide. 150' wide, 300' long, at a depth of 1' is the snow that started sliding. And 1'-2' is the depth of the crown, meaning the rest of the slope is probably deeper. Then it piled up at…

You think he somehow intentionally triggered an avalanche, somehow in a predictable enough way that it fully buried his girlfriend but not him, then spent hours searching and digging for her (well-documented by photos of the scene), then walked out and killed himself in his own while making sure to leave detailed…

I used to do a Tabata class — 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off — that warmed up with burpees. Eight sets total. Set one felt fine, set two is hard, sets three through eight are just a fever dream.

I think the most optimistic result of that schedule is to beat the Rams, Niners, and maybe split with Washington. 0 wins is totally plausible, 4-5 is nearly impossible.

Pshh he’s only got 7" and 140 pounds on me, I could take him.

They hold up the fist for 4th down too. And do the incomplete arms. And face mask and horse collar and holding and

The Pentagon is fucking gigantic. It covers 29 acres and has 17 miles of hallways. It would take you 24 hours to find someone there if they weren’t hiding.

Peyton Manning and Brandon Stokley were both 36 in 2012 and had several TD connections, that’s 72.

Jeopardy stories are the least interesting thing to ever happen on TV. Literally any event from your life will suffice.

Ok, so where’s the camera? I still maintain that the original video looks like CGI, and without seeing a camera setup that doesn’t affect aero at 200+mph, this answers no questions. All this shows us is that they HAVE two of them.