Someone on Twitter asked “what happened to Zeke?!?!?” and Brandon Marshall (the linebacker one) just said “Denver D happened.” It’s pretty simple. Like the Vikings D against Cam last year, or the Seahawks D in SB 48, or any number of other examples. When a defense is clicking, the offense just disintegrates.

It is extra annoying that there is a past Jimmy Smith who was a WR and a current Jimmy Smith who is a CB, and they’re both Ravens.

“My kids aren’t dead, therefore I did everything right as a parent.”

I think I speak for the rest of the Broncos fanbase when I say we’ll take him. Brees has had his peak wasted on bad defenses, and the Broncos are threatening to waste an incredible defense on mediocre quarterbacks. We’ll pick up Brees while Trevor is still on his rookie deal, go get a ring real quick, and then he can…

I agree completely. I remember watching the 2-minute drill, with Chiefs receivers repeatedly getting out of bounds on crossing routes and perfectly-timed timeouts, and having to explain to my girlfriend that “he’s usually not good at clock management but this is really impressive”

Previous 7-4-3 triple plays in that database:

My only experience with them has been when I’m on a bike at a red light, then the light turns green and I can hear them all starting, which is distracting and screws up my ability to clip back in. So I don’t hate them, but they’re very unsettling.

Why don’t more NFL punters do the college-style punt, rolling hard to their kicking side? Is it just harder to block or something?

Could have hit him anywhere between knees and neck. The Browns player is practically on the ground to make that hit. Would have been easier to hit him in the hips.

The Nissan Rogue. I remember the halcyon days of 2006, when Brammo was going to make the first all-American V12 supercar and call it the Rogue GT. It failed, allowing Nissan to take the Rogue trademark and apply it to the exact opposite: a quintessentially bland small SUV. It comes with a 170-hp four-cylinder engine…

But the Packers are about to play Talib in the so-called “dress rehearsal,” so they might see a lot worse.

This is my biggest beef with these new interfaces (admittedly, I haven’t used very many). I drive a 20-year-old Volvo and I can do LITERALLY ANYTHING with the HVAC and radio system without taking my eyes off the road. Mirrors too. And windows and defrosters and wipers and so on and so on.

Take away physical buttons and…

Worth it for XCOM 2 alone.

Worth it for XCOM 2 alone.

I’ve been using Purple Rain.

I ride across train tracks a lot, and these are set up very poorly, BUT ALSO most of these people really suck at hitting them at the right angle.

The Cleveland Browns have had back-to-back winning seasons more recently than the Carolina Panthers.

Let’s be real, no Mustang owner will EVER use this.

Oh great, the not-on-fire are subsidizing firefighters to put out the currently-on-fire.

Am I the only one that didn’t know it could move?

I put about ten hours into it last weekend, and I love it. Like Banished (into which I’ve also sunk a ton of time) but without the overwhelming stress and inexplicable mass starvations.