Because she’d have to be in a room with him.

Also, don’t dragons have scales? Like really thick, armored scales? The fact that the ballista bolt (barely) penetrated (the thinnest part of) the dragon’s (unarmored) orbital bone means precisely dick about its real-world capability.

Yes it is.

I’ll take the middle ground here. You’re allowed to bring your kids to the brewery, but you are NOT allowed to criticize any aspect of my kidless behavior if you do. I’m gonna say “fuck” when I lose at cornhole. If you don’t want your kid hearing the word “fuck,” don’t bring it.

About two months ago, my trivia team started calling ourselves Trumpster Fire, because it seemed relevant. I’m pretty sure it will never be irrelevant again.

“Defendant’s Commercials were objectionable because they featured repeated homicides in a dark, dystopian landscape, where violence is glorified as sport”

Girlfriend, not sister.

This is what a normal person looks like throwing as hard as they can.

If you have leather/vinyl/otherwise shiny seats, pull an old t-shirt (ideally white) over the seat back, like the seat is wearing it. Seats will be much less hot and sticky.

Step one: fix your lawn.

“Show me the one specific thing these otherwise very good teams aren’t good at and then I’ll be impressed”

No kidding. Watching the Nats waltz through their division (10 games up and they’re the only ones even over .500) while the NLW is a three-way dogfight is very annoying.

Even if it hadn’t gone out, and he’d missed it, it would have cleared the bases.

I was just gonna say. Dude is gonna give up SO many bags.

Ok, this isn’t the absolute highest price within 50 miles of Boulder, CO (that’d be a 2011 Ferrari 599 GTO for $775k) but it’s the best. Someone has listed a 2017 Hyundai Sonata Hybrid for $382k.

Can next week’s White Sox Minute just be the sound of Marchman watching this for sixty seconds?

I’d pay extra for that.

Both of which were open.

The Jeep Compass was ruined for me by driving it for an extended period of time.

I’m with you. Everything in my (boring old) car is a toggle, so I can just leave it wherever the hell I want it.