Grass is squishy and baseballs aren’t that bouncy. Even towering fouls don’t bounce that much when they hit the seats.

Guy in my league was in a car in Wyoming and didn’t tell anyone until AFTER the draft, at which point he requested a full redraft. Fuck no.

How is it that cars are fueled by cramming people directly into the engine? Is there no fuel filter system? Aren’t the fragments of this guy’s skull gonna fuck up the valves?

I’m a Broncos fan and I’m a little scared.

If you’re gonna make a movie reference, the original Italian Job is the way to go.

That’s 60 (and a half), but I see what you mean now.

45?

A lot of WWI battlegrounds have unexploded shells that buried themselves in the ground from the sheer velocity of their flight, and some of those contain chlorine gas ass well. I’d guess that Verdun is deemed safe because it’s a memorial for people to walk around on, but there are a lot of parts of Belgium that have a…

I learned in my parents’ old CR-V, which is geared so low that you have to shift into second mid-intersection. In 5th gear, you’re hitting uncomfortable engine sounds at about 60. Speeding to any substantial degree is impossible.

I worked at a gym that had dumbbells that went up to 120 pounds and a guy left them unracked. Now I can lift 120 pounds, but god damn, dude. Not cool.

Bonus: Coors Field tickets are dirt cheap. Literally four bucks for the Rockpile (deep center field). Sure, you can’t tell a fastball from an intentional walk at 550 feet, but getting into the stadium for less than the bus fare to get down there is a pretty good situation.

I use a 27" secondary monitor with my 15" laptop, and when I want to watch a movie on the big screen it’s annoying to hold down the brightness button to dim the laptop.

My parents bought a new house in Glenwood Springs, CO when I was 13. They bought the house in June, when the problems of a north-facing driveway — it never ever ever sees direct sunlight — were not apparent. I had to chip ice off that driveway that was literally inches thick, with a sod shovel. Fuck driveways in…

He’s also great on camera. I don’t know if you saw the America’s Team about the 2015 Broncos, but he’s got charisma for days. He’ll end up on TV if he wants to.

Does anyone know who actually makes the backpack? I assume BioWare isn’t in the softgoods business, I’d like to know if the manufacturer knows what they’re doing.

Does anyone know who actually makes the backpack? I assume BioWare isn’t in the softgoods business, I’d like to know…

If they wanted to, though, they could classify it as a gift (giver pays tax) rather than a prize (receiver pays tax).

I think his role in Edge of Tomorrow was underrated. He was only important at the beginning, but the swagger and over-the-top bravado was a perfect character to play against Cruise’s polished but unprepared soldier.

In Colorado (and I’m sure other cold places) we have white Explorers WITH SKI RACKS. Very stressful.

“If you are in a boat with a boulder and you drop that boulder into the lake, how does the water level before and after you drop the boulder in the lake compare?”