But even worse, it’s just this one ostrich. And then ostrich experts are like “that’s weird, they’re normally very shy and don’t attack unprovoked” and you’re like “YOU WEREN’T THERE, MAN. IT WAS A YEAR. A YEAR.” At least people already think sharks are savage predators, so it’s somewhat more believable that a shark…

Some pools have an extra-deep deep end. Maybe he’s off that.

I could see it going like Edge of Tomorrow, where the hero character is sort of mythical, but the story focuses more heavily on some average grunt.

San Diego’s godawful O-line is facing numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, and 8 on PFF’s list of the best front 7 units in the league, and all of the AFC West is on that list. That’s eight games against top-10 defensive fronts.

He also came from the Texans, and he lost 6 games to Indy while he was there.

Also, DON’T BOUNCE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PULLUPS. Not only are you failing to work out your muscles, you’re putting incredible stress on your elbows and shoulders. It’s great that you did 100 “pullups” in your Crossfit class, but this doesn’t count.

Not just any exercise, either. The entire pitching motion is bending and twisting through your core. Can’t imagine how much that would hurt with a disc issue.

Good test for tire sidewalls though?

That’s true of literally every pitch ever thrown in Major League Baseball.

After seeing the following tweet from Deadspin’s Drew Magary, I’m now forced to reconsider my position.

There’s gotta be someone in the NFL graphics department making pre-emptive retirement posts for every player over 30. And then updating them every time Vinatieri re-signs.

Tyrannosaurus rekt.

I bought this for Black Friday last year and it wasn’t this cheap. It says you’ll have to pair it to set up, but mine was already paired right out of the box. Works seamlessly with Harmony remotes. And the sound is amazing. Sports, movies, music, you name it. This is a fantastic speaker system.

I bought this for Black Friday last year and it wasn’t this cheap. It says you’ll have to pair it to set up, but…

Appropriate username.

If you select Format > Make Plain Text it’ll stay that way for every new document. This is a long walk for a short drink of water.

Elway’s Super Bowl against the Packers. I remember because I didn’t know the rules to football at the time, and Elway took a knee to end the game. Everyone was celebrating with time still on the clock and I was confused as hell.

“Demonstration by Boeing test pilots. Do not attempt.”

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