I use it on Verizon. Just popped the SIM card out of my old phone and into this one and I was up and running. No setup whatsoever (other than apps and Google login, obviously).

I use it on Verizon. Just popped the SIM card out of my old phone and into this one and I was up and running. No…

“Ok, Cleveland, you won ONE thing. But you still suck at all the other things.”

If the bar for the Cardinals’ pretentiousness and hypocrisy is “are they really worse than the Pats,” then voting for them is the obvious answer.

I’m pretty sure this movie is the reason I went from ignoring cars to thinking they were pretty cool. It was a little step, but that was the catalyst. And it’s just snowballed from there.

The economics are so out of whack that it may actually be more lucrative to be selected in the second round of this year’s draft than the first. Of course, in a mere four billion years, the Sun will expand into a red giant and the entirety of our planet will be reduced to ashes, so who really cares?

when I opened the door, a chime did sound

You know a cavalier is a dude on a horse, right?

Surely there’s a lot of middle ground between “smile and shrug” and “accuse the NBA of rigging games for profit.” Curry was pissed, but I don’t think anyone (mostly) is begrudging him the mouthguard throw. That’s impulsive, fleeting anger and we get it. Walking out of press conferences, tweeting accusations hours…

I know a guy who was a cook on a base in Japan. He’s a veteran, but he doesn’t tell anyone or claim discounts because being thanked for that (other than by the people he served food to) just feels weird.

Oh good, the LDS representative is here.

2001 AFC Divisional Game. The foundation of a dynasty. Give that to the Raiders, and the last 15 years of Patriots terror crumbles away. And I’m a Broncos fan, so I don’t root for the Raiders lightly.

They did beat the Cardinals. Once. Then they lost a close one and then they lost badly.

Won’t do you any good without a push-to-get-this-asshole-out-of-the-left-lane button.

I’ve put 130 hours into XCOM 2 in the last month, and I’m not slowing down. Love it.

Two sons. XY is male.

What benefit is this offering over the standard brake light? The whole point of the helmet one is that it’s higher off the ground, hence the comparison to the center brake light on cars. More visibility means fewer crashes.

“A man with flowing gray hair like Father Time himself screamed at me for an hour until he exhausted himself. Defense looked good though.”

Baltimore, Cleveland, Denver, Arlington, and Atlanta all got new baseball stadiums from 1992-1994

Too bad Prince never let his music be sold or distributed digitally.

New rule: the next guy to hit a walk-off has to literally walk off. All the way around. 2-3 full minutes of sauntering around the bases. The Gossages of the world will self-immolate on the hotness of their takes and the world will be a better place.