It’s a speed-skiing suit. Something about space-age technology or aerodynamics or something.

Being rich and old Sitting next to Phil Simms for 12 years rots your brain.

Nitpicking, but just because the seat experienced 45G doesn’t mean that the driver did. The seat and car are much more rigid than the person, and the squishiness of a human reduces the acceleration felt by a little bit.

How about the one where a bunch of bodybuilders couldn’t figure out how many days are in a week?

Yo, Brian Griese’s injury was dumb, and imma let you finish, but Barry Church had the best dumb injury of ALL TIME.

2B isn’t exactly laser-focused either.

Aww, you’re upset that someone point out a mistake you made. That’s delightful. What I said was that the verb “hurl” doesn’t make sense in that sentence. Because the subject of that sentence was Messi’s shot, and would therefore be “a wayward Lionel Messi shot flew over the goal and came hurling her direction.” Which…

Not in that sentence. Hurling is something that someone does TO the ball, hurtling is something the ball does.

Umm…thanks I guess?

“While gender inequality in certain bro-heavy ski towns may have given rise to the “Menver” concept, the statistics don’t back it up. According to the 2010 United States Census (the last record we downloaded before the government shutdown), the sexes are pretty evenly divided in Denver: For every 100 females, there…

This is what I keep saying. The defense will still be top-5, especially against the pass. They have an easy schedule and a good RB. They just need a QB that’s barely average and the Broncos will be ready for another deep playoff run.

He already WAS worse than Tebow.

Tebow (2011): 126/271 (46.5%), 1729 yards, 12 TD, 6 INT, 72.9 rating
Sanchez (2012): 246/453 (54.3%), 2883 yards, 13 TD, 18 INT, 66.9 rating

Goalies are psychopaths. You know he’d have played through losing a finger if he had to.

Fun fact: Shaquille O’Neal hit one three-pointer in his career.

That footage will definitely not go on the air, no question about it.

Chargers take up a lot of space on an outlet, a lot of the time. Plus, in places like a bedside table or end table, you could just leave a USB cord plugged in. I have a USB charger with a 10-foot cord plugged in behind my couch, for example, that doesn’t move, but it does take up two outlets on the power strip.

If you change like eight words, this is almost interchangeable with that letter about Cam Newton.

Still only counts as an assist.

Has anyone asked Gossage about this?

but what surprised me most was Laptop’s finding that a whopping 78% of laptops sold in 2015 have low-res displays