Would it be overkill to make intentional fouls worth three free throws as well? Then it’s less likely to be worth the risk.

I was in a bar that wasn’t showing it (and was blissfully quiet), watching it through the window of the bar across the street that was playing it on a 10’ projector screen. Fuck the system.

I imagine after enough game tape and personal experience you’d get a sense of “that one stayed up there for a long damn time, must have been at least 6 seconds.”

If only baseball umps thought the same way.

That most pronounced one is obviously at the center of a huge crater. Might be a coincidence, but my first instinct is that Ceres is a giant ball of ice covered in dirt, and in a few places, impacts have blasted through to the “bedrock” of white, shiny ice. Might not even be water ice, but it seems to indicate a lower…

It’s so nice to be a Denver fan and have nothing to distract me from the epic tanking of the Rockies.

I checked the Broncos’ page. They once “cheated” by only bringing their white jerseys TO AN AWAY GAME in San Diego. But since SD wears white at home, the Broncos should have brought orange. San Diego had to wear blue against their wishes.

I’m genuinely more offended by the quality of the commercial than the content.

We were driving to a YMCA once, located on YMCA Road in Estes Park, CO, and my friend’s (non-Google) GPS directed us to “turn right onto capital Y capital C capital M capital A road.”

It must be really stressful to be a teammate on the court with him, knowing that he could flip you the ball at any time and from seemingly any direction.

They’re going off alongside the lead runner, obviously.

1) She claimed to have terminal brain cancer. That was a lie.
2) She claimed to have cured that cancer with changes in diet, not drugs. That was, obviously, also a lie.
3) She told other people who actually had cancer to forego their drugs and use healthy eating to cure their cancer. That’s not just bad advice, but poten…

1970 Mustang with the 1100cc V8 from a Sherman tank in it. Courtesy of this little car website I read sometimes.

Whatever Vin Scully says. I’d listen to him even if I didn’t speak English.

Sorry, I’ll rephrase that. You have to be out of your goddamn mind if you think that a steal in the 5th inning of a non-playoff game by a guy whose team was already winning is somehow a more impressive, significant, or ballsy feat than a fucking WALK-OFF STEAL because more people were watching at the time.

Yeah, your Shin-Soo-Jew handle is a real paragon of class and virtue. A reference to the Rangers’ outfielder, I assume, with the word Jew thrown in for good measure. GOOD STUFF.

My slow clap moment was when Ray says “how many abandoned warehouses are actually in this city?” Very self-aware.

Not one portion of what you said makes any sense.

Not just that, it was ON TARGET. If Tulo had caught that it could easily have been a tag.

I believe fair/foul is determined by where the ball is when it passes 1st/3rd, assuming the ball is on the ground. I've seen the opposite happen too: a chopper in the dirt on the first base track twists out before it gets to the base.