Unless, of course, he's not guilty of premeditated murder, the crime of which he is accused. Accidentally killing someone is not the same, under the law, as doing it on purpose.

WHY are there like 40 of them on the field?

If you're famous and fall asleep in public, people are going to take pictures of you. Even if you're not famous and fall asleep in public, sometimes people take pictures of you.

In their defense, much of Mississippi hasn't discovered showers or antibiotics yet, so this metaphor is a little more accurate

might've attacked his victims out of frustration because he could barely attend his mom's funeral.

Why should the state have to pay for her medical bills just because her injury took place in that state?

I totally support a father's right to take paternity leave whenever his baby is born. However (some of you already hate me), if your SO is a professional athlete who works pretty much every day, all over the country, but for less than half the year? Makes sense to plan the pregnancy for the offseason.

I thought the rule was that the pitcher never makes a play on an infield fly. Unless it's going to hit him in the face if he doesn't move.

It looks like a fleece blanket to me.

No Top Gear test track?

I'm guessing it was raised by roughly the thickness of the new shield. Just to make sure the clearance numbers are the same.

1) Turn the lights on.

There is not one aspect of this that does not also apply to young men working their way up through fast-paced industries. Class issue? Fine. Feminist issue? No.

I didn't cite The Onion, I pointed out a related satirical piece enclosed therein.

There is absolutely no indication of the race of the athlete who wrote this. All you know is that he's a football player and that he writes poorly. Who's really jumping to conclusions here?

If women weren't going to movies, it would be a clue that they didn't like what was in them. That's why women don't buy first-person-shooter games in anywhere near the numbers that men do. The fact that women are going to movies means that they do like what's in them, or at least don't sufficiently dislike what…

"I'm Joni Ernst, and I don't understand figures of speech."

Not related to food service, but I worked at one of those outdoor adventure park things in high school and was asked "at what altitude do deer turn into elk?"

Because according to creationists, spending a full hour explaining how evolution works on a morphological and genetic level and then pointing out hundreds of examples in both current research and fossil record is "blind faith."