Not only that, it's comparing a mountain to a much smaller mountain. Kilimanjaro is about 10,000 feet higher than Olympus.

McDaniel's civil lawsuit…alleges Planet Fitness illegally based the decision to deny her access upon her religion, or alternatively upon her race.

Jared Leto is a man. Therefore, if he, a man, were to attend the Oscars in costume as his character, a woman, he would be "dragging up." He is not saying that to attend in woman's clothing would mean that he was attending as his character if his character was also in drag.

The NHL plays 55 games a week. The MLB plays 106 games a week. And the NBA plays 54. All of them play seven days a week, and all of them still garner fewer viewers than the NFL with between 13 and 16 games per week.

Correction: OTHER PEOPLE'S cell phones are ruining THEIR sex lives. This is a 100% human problem. If you're worried about your phone ruining your sex life, stop checking it during sex. Done.

Am I the only person that can't actually tell which parts of her body are where? I think I've identified her legs, but that's it.

Of course he wouldn't. I'm not defending his behavior. I'm just pointing out that we have no idea what his behavior actually was. Maybe he was as skeevy as you think, but there's no way of knowing that from these comments.

According to the Falcons' ticket map, those are all sold out, but the ones right next to them (bottom section, outside the 40s) are less than $2K apiece. Pony up, Roddy.

But again, that's an assumption based on your own personal experience. Maybe ladies were super attracted to a young Geraldo Rivera and couldn't wait to get into some inter-office hanky-panky. I don't know, and neither do you. What I do know is that you're willing to completely dismiss him when he says that's just…

I don't feel aggrieved. I'm just pointing out that everyone's assuming harassment occurred here, and there's no reason to do so. And if by "defensive" you mean "pointing out the actual content of the interview," then yes. A fitting description.

Deepak Chopra has as much to do with spiritual enlightenment as Dr. Phil has to do with psychiatry.

Spoke of what, exactly? The way he used to slap other women's asses in the office? Or how you can't even say "nice tits" anymore without getting in trouble? Because I didn't hear any of that. I heard him saying that it was an environment conducive to sleeping around. If you found an example in that interview of…

Consensual sex with a coworker is not harassment. Consensual sex with more than one coworker is not harassment. Nowhere here does he mention behavior (other than the "looking at an intern" thing, which is obviously hyperbolic) that would today be considered harassment. If he'd said "Jeez, you can't even slap a…

Sounds to me like he's talking about how he was allowed to sleep with women in the office and management didn't care. Doesn't mention a single thing about harassment.

Pretty much every contest show has a little piece of fine print at the end that says that producers can change the results if they want to. Especially in shows where the contestants interact and the show rides on that drama, like Top Chef and Project Runway. They're not going to kick out the guy who picks fights and…

Eight WHOLE people? This is game-changing sociological research, to be sure.

You know, "theme" can just mean that they'll fashion the aesthetics of the dance after those of the movie, and not any more than that. Like how toga parties have togas and sandals, but not pedophilia or chronic lack of hygiene or malaria.

This doesn't demonstrate that the value of a woman's life is placed below the importance of playing a sport, it demonstrates that the value of a PERSON'S life is placed below the importance of playing a sport.

#nottheonion

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