Technically, there's nothing that happens in the book or movies that precludes this theory.

Spring training in Florida is where real men are born…

I believe Tony Stark actually wears his normal Iron Man suit underwater.

Thank god there are engineers out there to teach the rest of us basic geometry. This headline could read "Anyone who's ever put ANY thought at all into it explains why you should always order the large pizza."

I now want my car to be matte green.

You know they have a medicinal purpose, right? Like being able to replace a morphine drip when someone has a vertebra removed (happened to my girlfriend a few years ago). You brush off "the pill's intended purpose" and go straight to the Breaking Bad theory, but there are thousands of people in constant pain who…

How is it legal, anywhere in racing, not to wear one?

You must get your mind blown a lot…

Don't forget "For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to."

Neutrinos turning into microwaves.

None of you will get that, but at least I amuse myself.

Interesting number you came up with there. Also completely incorrect. I went through every cover and counted 47 white subjects and 49 non-white subjects, putting white at 49%. I can give you a list if you want.

Not necessarily, no. But that's a bad metaphor. There's nothing that makes women inherently worse at running businesses (that I know of), but women are inherently not as good at sports, especially the major ones that the American market pays attention to (baseball, football, basketball, hockey, auto racing). Fewer…

Totally fair. I bite my tongue on half the articles on this site because some of them just aren't worth engaging.

Women's sports are not popular because sports are an entertainment industry, and it's entertaining to watch people who are good at sports, and women are not as good at sports as men. Brittany Griner is the only woman in history to dunk twice in one professional basketball game. Any men's game with only two dunks…

The magazine is only famous for its swimsuit issue to people like you who are willfully and proudly ignorant about the world of sports. You don't know what slalom means, you wrote a whole article about how the men of the Seattle Seahawks are "easy on the eyes," and you obviously have the research skills of a root…

A troll is someone who offers an opinion solely to elicit an angry response. The people referred to as trolls by this site and its ilk may well actually believe the things they say. Just because someone expresses a view you find distasteful does not mean that they're only saying it to aggravate you.

God forbid you ever hear a dissenting opinion. Or what Jezebel calls "trolls."

I was exercising my First Amendment rights of free speech in discussing living off the grid.