Don't forget "For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to."

None of you will get that, but at least I amuse myself.

Interesting number you came up with there. Also completely incorrect. I went through every cover and counted 47 white subjects and 49 non-white subjects, putting white at 49%. I can give you a list if you want.

Not necessarily, no. But that's a bad metaphor. There's nothing that makes women inherently worse at running businesses (that I know of), but women are inherently not as good at sports, especially the major ones that the American market pays attention to (baseball, football, basketball, hockey, auto racing). Fewer…

Totally fair. I bite my tongue on half the articles on this site because some of them just aren't worth engaging.

Women's sports are not popular because sports are an entertainment industry, and it's entertaining to watch people who are good at sports, and women are not as good at sports as men. Brittany Griner is the only woman in history to dunk twice in one professional basketball game. Any men's game with only two dunks…

The magazine is only famous for its swimsuit issue to people like you who are willfully and proudly ignorant about the world of sports. You don't know what slalom means, you wrote a whole article about how the men of the Seattle Seahawks are "easy on the eyes," and you obviously have the research skills of a root…

A troll is someone who offers an opinion solely to elicit an angry response. The people referred to as trolls by this site and its ilk may well actually believe the things they say. Just because someone expresses a view you find distasteful does not mean that they're only saying it to aggravate you.

God forbid you ever hear a dissenting opinion. Or what Jezebel calls "trolls."

I was exercising my First Amendment rights of free speech in discussing living off the grid.

A black man walks into your store, sees that you're white, feels uncomfortable, leaves, and then sues you for discrimination based on race.

If only there existed places in the world that are not New York City…

I think the video is synced to the moment they cross the 40, which is where the camera is. The disparity is when the guy actually starts running. Is it his first hint of forward motion? Is it when he crosses some sort of laser timing beam, when his hand leaves the ground, when his back foot leaves the ground, etc. …

The videos aren't correctly synced. It's hard to line up frames exactly like that, and the times reported by the NFL Network are unofficial — timed by an actual human with a stopwatch. They qualify the crap out of it when they're announcing, but the official times are usually off.

If she believes that hypnotherapy can lower her IQ (or do anything), her IQ is already low enough.

I thought all reddit users were pedophiles and rapists and perverts. Is it possible that there are a variety of people on the site?

"even if asked about it" is a bit much. If someone asks you why you have a tattoo, it's not at all douchey to answer the question, it's called interacting with humans in a normal human fashion.

If I wrote to an engineer and asked them to explain why I can't just shove wood in the gas tank and run my car on that, they'd ignore me too. They must have seen this and thought he was kidding.

Actually, it's megasiemens. Which is a real unit that measures electrical conductance, is expressed as "S," and has precisely zero relevance here.

I know they script a lot of it, but that lap looked slow as shit. It just has too much power to put on the road, and you could see Stig having to fight to keep it from sliding the whole time. Unless we think he drove slower on purpose for some kind of vendetta, it does actually behave that badly in the rain.