Apparently this is more contentious than I thought. I asked my WoW friend, and he says 3 fingers for WoW, 2 for StarCraft, 2 for most shooters, coin toss for Diablo. I also found forum threads on the subject on basically every game forum I checked. The Diablo forum seems like basically a wash. The MMO champion…

Really? "Real" gamers? I'm glad you were able to work an insult into this otherwise friendly discussion of gaming styles.

There is a vaccine called the "pneumonia vaccine," but it is in reality directed at several strains of pneumococcal bacteria. There are many other ways to contract pneumonia — including, as I mentioned, allergies and air pollution — and no way to vaccinate for them all.

I'm not insulting anyone, just speaking from experience. The right click button is usually far more important than the scroll wheel, and I've never seen a gamer that didn't click the right mouse button with their middle finger.

Middle finger on the scroll wheel = never played a PC game in her life.

What kind of cave-dwelling mouth-breather holds their mouse like that?

Good. Fuck 'em. Eat your cannibalistic crackers and wine. Clasp your hands together with your eyes skyward and beg that the Raiders manage to pull this one out in the fourth quarter. You can even corner me when I'm walking through campus and try to explain to me that because some woman couldn't control herself…

Pneumonia is an inflammatory infection of the lungs, and can be caused by bacteria, viruses, airborne particles, and in some cases autoimmune reactions. There is no "vaccine" for pneumonia.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE ARE FUNDAMENTAL BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN. Differences that, while they have nothing to do with one's inherent value as a person or member of society, would be moronic to ignore.

It's a dog. Wolves are generally bigger than that, and don't have white faces.

If Hitler had been a better painter, he could have been a landscape Nazi too.

I'm disappointed that I have to point this out, but when one person points out that another person is attractive, it does not mean that the first person plans on masturbating to the second person's picture later.

You're in over your head here, friend. I tried to defend Reddit once, on the grounds that it's a community of almost 30 million people, and was called a rapist and pervert.

Defining the duration of sex by penetration is as stupid as defining the duration of a football game by the time when the ball is in motion. Which people also do.

Props to him (the driver) for turning into the SUV. Quick thinking.

I commute by a high school on my way to work, and the parents dropping their kids off are always comical stereotypes of the cars they're in. This morning, two people ran a red, well after it had turned, in identical beige Lexus RX450's.

[citation needed]

I await your indignant racial breakdown of the models.

Women have to compete on smaller jumps/slower courses because they're not as strong as men: sexism

That's because he picked a photo and painted (in the computer sense) all over it in the same colors. They're not made from scratch.