Interesting that there's a lot more "not enough data" in the middle of the country for the NFC matchup than the AFC.

Seriously. The Patriots HOME COLOR is blue, and yet we went with red. Come on now.

If people tell you you're good at everything you try, you'll never find out what you're actually good at.

Typo. Oops.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS AND DO NOT WANT TO, SO I WILL CONTINUE TO THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS BY MEANS OF NOT UNDERSTANDING IT. Do not explain it to me, because that will ruin my stubborn refusal to learn new things.

You're right, few in the UK watch American football.

I'm sad that I need to clarify this, but no. Criticizing the logical holes in your argument does not mean that you've upset me.

I like how the one in the background gives zero fucks throughout this whole thing.

You don't have a goddamn clue if I'm good at it, nor even if I'm a dude. The fact is that it's less annoying to go down on someone who's not sporting their own personal jungle. Given that people in relationships make sacrifices of varying degrees for each other on a constant basis, this doesn't seem like much to…

the power required to propel dolphins through the water would have to be 20 knots

It's the Normandy!

That is so very much NOT what is happening here. This happens all the goddamn time, and the only thing it has to do with the wind turbines is that they're tall.

"gross or dirty" ≠ inconvenient. Choking on a pube is a real disincentive for going down on a girl again.

Most of the women I know do (at least the ones I know well enough to have talked about that). Late 20s, early 30s, most of them in long-term relationships.

It's the fucking lighting.

I was born three years after this happened, but I still know about it. I'm a little surprised you didn't.

"shallow homages to kung fu movies"

"Which is at best interesting"