I'm not sure why, but that gif is hilarious.

Kinda thought this would be lay-people's ideas. Like the idea that there are left-brain and right-brain people and the like.

God knows how long it took them to get it around the poster in the picture, since you CAN'T ROLL IT. And it'll fail at the corners first. And it'll be more expensive and take up more space in a desk.

Texting is on the way out, according to one year of estimated, not measured numbers, within a reasonable margin of error, from one country.

You haven't heard of any of these plays, and yet you're confident that trick plays never work. Wonderful.

"which is designed to deliver warheads through US missile defenses."

1) I'm not sure you should be proud of the fact that you're completely stymied by a set of units you're not entirely familiar with. Most of us either do the math of have some sort of rough mental concept.

I'm so glad I looked this up. I haven't read the book and I totally believed you and my brain was dissolving trying to figure out how this was physically possible.

I can't deny his prowess as a quarterback, and I'm not sure I even hate him, but I am SO. DAMN. TIRED. of the Patriots being good. I'm sure as a Pats fan, it's nice to be a shoo-in for the playoffs for the last decade, but the rest of us are getting annoyed by the AFC championship being Patriots-Whoever EVERY YEAR. …

This Pope, despite all the "nice" things he's said (many of which are not at all nice when taken in context) has changed nothing at all about official Church policy. Not one thing.

"You're getting super high def porn whether you like it or not."

It's horribly ugly and I want it.

I call audibles on maybe 10% of plays. The other 90%, I fake them with about :05 left on the play clock just to fuck with people.

You are the problem.

I would count this exercise worthwhile if it only produced a time lapse and not any usable results. "Turns Out Dune Formation Is Totally Random And We Can't Figure It Out, But This Video Is Fucking Cool."

My takeaway from this was that Terrell Davis SHOULD be in the HOF.

It'd have to be recent, the Seahawks were in the AFC West until 2002. And neither of them was any good until like four years ago.

Because it's a 29-hour drive from Boston to Denver.

With the new 2015 Chrysler 200, even the most hardened haters of the last 200 will have to admit that Chrysler did it right this time.