Texting is on the way out, according to one year of estimated, not measured numbers, within a reasonable margin of error, from one country.

You haven't heard of any of these plays, and yet you're confident that trick plays never work. Wonderful.

I can't deny his prowess as a quarterback, and I'm not sure I even hate him, but I am SO. DAMN. TIRED. of the Patriots being good. I'm sure as a Pats fan, it's nice to be a shoo-in for the playoffs for the last decade, but the rest of us are getting annoyed by the AFC championship being Patriots-Whoever EVERY YEAR. …

This Pope, despite all the "nice" things he's said (many of which are not at all nice when taken in context) has changed nothing at all about official Church policy. Not one thing.

"You're getting super high def porn whether you like it or not."

It's horribly ugly and I want it.

I call audibles on maybe 10% of plays. The other 90%, I fake them with about :05 left on the play clock just to fuck with people.

My takeaway from this was that Terrell Davis SHOULD be in the HOF.

It'd have to be recent, the Seahawks were in the AFC West until 2002. And neither of them was any good until like four years ago.

Because it's a 29-hour drive from Boston to Denver.

With the new 2015 Chrysler 200, even the most hardened haters of the last 200 will have to admit that Chrysler did it right this time.

Someone also tell Aaron Rodgers that they don't give out belts in the NFL.

Why are people (often women) so proud of not liking sports? Is it just some sort of misguided objection to MAN STUFF? Because reacting to any mention of the most popular single event in the history of human civilization with the equivalent of "eeeeeww, boys, sports, getting dirty, eeeewww" is really not helping your…

It's not production, but this is a far cry from a showroom Fiesta.

Settle down. The PO does not set the conditions of the sentence. What I don't know, and from the sound of it, neither do you, is whether the PO is allowed to legally alter the terms of the sentence. If a cop tells you that you can run a stop sign, it doesn't mean you can run a stop sign. I don't know the legal…

Well if her directions are not to leave the house, then it doesn't matter if she left to shop or to run a toddler-fighting ring, she's still in violation. But yes, she's ordered to follow the directions of the parole officer, who presumably is getting instructions from the court as to what those directions are. If…

House arrest. I abbreviated, didn't notice that it looks weird that way.

It's entirely possible that her parole officer, willfully or not, was mistaken when telling her what she was allowed to do. She'd still be in violation of her arrest.

The "cum inside" one does save an awkward question/explanation, though…