So to clarify, everyone who went sleeveless last night was doing it for vanity, and everyone who has arm tattoos is desperate for attention, or is it only the people with tats who also went sleeveless?

Could be, I haven't exactly looked through the tape. I don't think it's something he's plagued by though; he doesn't fumble much compared to, say, Vick. I think he does it when there's no one to shield the ball from.

Again with the woman-calling. As though that's somehow an insult. You must be a delight at dinner parties.

What's difficult for me to wrap my head around is that there's anyone who could be so GOSH DARN UPSET about these DAMN KIDS AND THEIR TATTOOS — especially when basically every single player in the league has some sort of ink, often on the arms — that they'd resort to such childish insults (I'll speak of him with…

I think that image is misleading. The defender is at least a couple of yards behind him, slower than him, and has obviously already given up on catching him. He knows he has an open field to the first down marker, which is all he's going to try for before stepping out. I'm not saying he can't be a little cavalier…

I do believe we've found our resident cheesehead.

Reasons to vaccinate:

This is only measuring one variable, you impossibly ignorant human being.

So you went 15 years (1991-2004) without making the playoffs or doing better than .500 on the season, and that was fine. Then this UPSTART KID comes in, gives you 9, 10, and 11 wins in his first three years, takes you to the playoffs in each of them (the first time in franchise history you've had three consecutive…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it wasn't outing unless you named someone. That's sort of the point. And it's also not outing unless you're right, it's just calling someone gay.

Umm…I'd never heard of it. Why is it so implausible that none of these athletes had ever heard of it either? He's a guy with a move, they copied the move in a picture like every picture of athletes ever, that's all they know.

Yeah, that guy was delusional. It's actually closer to 100 total animals/cat/year.

Youth is valued more than a college education.

You must have looked at a lot of flashing lights in your time…

What's wrong with PubMed? I've seen it referenced in the comments here before, but I think I'm missing something.

So practice on one of those and then you'll be able to do three on a real bar when the time comes.

These seem really, really low. Or maybe I'm a slut.

I don't see how this can work. There's no such thing as a white laser…

Scientists: Hey everyone, just reminding you not to get your hopes up, since we still do't know exactly what kind of forces these particles are experiencing, don't know if there's an upper limit to the process, don't know if a human could survive it, and so on…

Boulder banned plastic bags a year ago and there has been no marked uptick in poop drownings.