Study you don't agree with: "dubious."

The only thing they can "track" about you with readers at the points entering and exiting the city is whether you've entered or exited the city. Not exactly LoJack.

How odd, that ESPN would hire arguably the best quarterback in SEC history to be an analyst on the SEC Network. Two national championships, a Heisman, and the SEC's all-time records for both passing efficiency and rushing touchdowns? WHAT A PHONY.

It doesn't mean they depreciate permanently, but a one-month-old 1M won't fetch as much as a brand new one. That's what he means by "for 98% of those cars, that value curve is only going in one direction, which is down." For some of them—the Audi R8 when it first came out comes to mind—the curve goes up first, but…

Today in "We're only ok with it if Beyonce does it…"

It is completely impossible to tell, based on the one stat that you're talking about, whether this is an increase in reporting rates or an increase in actual rape.

No love for the Citadel?

This kind of thing is disgusting. Images of men like this, and the way you objectify them in your blog, create an unattainable body image for real plumbers. For all you know, these men are actually models who have never plumbed in their life, have to starve themselves for fear of losing their jobs, and pump…

It shouldn't, any more than "how about them Broncos" should offend people who don't watch football. Granted, some people will go off in a huff about how American football is stupid and boring and how "real" football is the zenith of human civilization, but most people will recognize that we live in a society where…

Imagine how delightful it would be if the Broncos just had to play the Dolphins to get into the AFC title game at home.

Can someone clarify to me why it's fine to make fun of men for having small penises but it's not ok to make fun of women for being fat? No one's ever grown another inch or two with willpower, no matter what the banner ads tell you.

Liquor sounds like "lick her." It's not difficult.

Cue comments acting offended that you called Dominos Pizza "delicious." Extra points if they say something about cardboard.

It's closer to how a microwave works. Coffee makers just use heated coils like an electric stove.

But…this study would indicate that there are fundamental biological differences between white people and black people, and that can't be right. EVERYONE IS EQUAL AND TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE IS RACIST.

Ok, but if a press release says "here's a new tv that no one's seen yet," why would you assume that it has speakers? And that they're stupid?

It does. That doesn't even look like the same TV as in the first photo.

I am more surprised that anyone is surprised by this than I am by what he actually said. The man is literally a professional redneck, for god's sake.

you younger folks, who only think about WW2

Idea: keep a constitution in the compartment.