Don't forget Idris Elba. And don't you dare find Adam Levine attractive or they will burn you with a curling iron that they only use because they're strong, confident women who are proud of their appearances, and not because they're brainwashed into meeting society's unattainable standards of beauty, which are…

It doesn't help that some people (all Jezebel writers) worship the ground that's lucky enough to be walked upon by the likes of Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba. How do you know that these men are actually good or decent people? You don't. But they have straight white teeth and English accents, so fuck it, they must be…

Down doesn't insulate when wet, doesn't insulate when compressed, and is inherently enormously bulky. There are vastly superior synthetic alternatives out there.

Finally, a cure for "the pain." We've waited so long.

I only wish this, my new favorite gif, had a slightly better framerate.

In other news, 80% of Americans believe in angels and 45% believe that evolution played no part in the development of life.

Yes, it's ridiculous for Tony Romo to take all the blame for the Cowboys' atrocious blown leads and 4th-quarter losses, just as it's ridiculous for any single player to be held responsible for any win or loss (except Jamaal Charles yesterday).

A smaller heat sink does not mean it produces less heat, it means it gets rid of the heat more efficiently through means other than the heat sink. This probably produces just as much waste heat as its equivalent non-flat bulbs, but it sheds that heat from its surface rather than through its heat sink. Same heating…

I had the most infuriating debate with someone who could not understand that these things don't really look like that.

The Earth after an eruption like this would still be vastly more livable than either the Moon or Mars.

The NFL Shop still sells Orton, Stokley, Dumervil, and McGahee jerseys for the Broncos.

Anyone who's ever played Pandemic knows that this is not a cause for global panic.

Climbing: it does a body good.

Counterpoint:

That is because Gizmodo will not shut the fuck up about the idea that you can swim in a pile of coins. It's like swimming in sand, only even less possible.

this won't end well.

Because apparently everything has to be shaming someone…

I'm so happy…

Detonating a nuke, or a bunch of them, at a distance of hundreds of thousands of miles poses no risk to us whatsoever. And if we detonate it close enough to be a threat (like less than a hundred miles) then it's far too late to do anything about the asteroid anyway. The good news is that even if this thing was a…

When I was a TA in astronomy, my professor said that if you get a measurement that's accurate to the right factor of ten, that's pretty good.