I still liked the movie. Did it diverge entirely from the book? Yes. So did the Golden Compass, but that doesn't ruin the book for me. It just means I pretend the movie didn't happen. Some people liked the movie, and I don't know if those people read the book or not, but it's kind of irrelevant. Drew Goddard…

This IS how I've been wrapping my charger. For like seven years now.

At the risk of inviting untold wrath, why are we assuming that this man is an insufferable, self-pitying douche just because he made pieces of art inspired by the women he's had relationships with? Is it because his writing is bad? I feel like there are quite a few leaps being made here.

There are more sentences to be written about how bad the Cowboys defense played. For instance, this next one.

I see what she's saying about Sunday's game in Philly, but let me offer this counterpoint: that game was fucking fantastic to watch.

This may be the least snarky thing I've ever seen on Jezebel. I don't know how to feel.

My dad paid almost a grand extra to max out the storage on the PC he had when I was born. From 16 MB to 32.

Or maybe she's grumpy because anyone in their right minds would be grumpy if forced to sit in a group of girls who won't shut the fuck up about something in voices that should be reserved for dog whistles…

I tried to make 60+ worth six, but the option doesn't even exist. I was upset too.

But breathing a sigh of relief that he beat those pesky rape charges so that he can get back to more important stuff? That's tacky at best.

The other 37% said they approved of the GOP because their husbands told them to say that.

I believe images get scaled to width, so you'd have to rotate it or add white space. Tall images turn out huge.

I'd bet that the obstacle is making something that's not a rocket. Not only can rockets burn underwater, making the process basically "point upward and ignite," but they don't have wings. You have to get the drone high enough out of the water that it won't fall back in before it gains control of itself, and it has…

I'm 25 and they still ask for a list.

He's already ahead of Marino's pace, and it looks from the graph like quite a few of them actually picked up the pace in the last three or four games.

I'm happy with that. If it can only guess three of 16 characters, I think I'm ok.

Well that's a different story. The fact that "it's not every week he doesn't let me know he got home I start a tirade of voicemails" makes for a completely different impression.

Maybe they simply find it distasteful when marketers try to use OMG BOOBS to market cheap crap.

It should be, if I'm remembering my astronomy correctly. I believe it's essentially the same math as a lever: the distance from the center of mass of each object to the center of rotation of the system is inversely proportional to their masses. The Earth weighs about 81 times what the Moon weighs, so it should be 81…

I actually work for Frank's Artistic Pictures Of Women's Asses Emporium, so my boss is upset that I'm looking at shoes on company ass-browsing time.