Man, I wish I had an excuse to wear a tiara and not look like a danged fool...

There are more pickup-truck driving liberals and conservative anti-Trump people in Texas than you’d think.

Now if we can just get them to vote...though the gerrymandering situation does make it difficult.

I am too, that’s totally not Calvin’s character. He’d lob a water balloon.

Unfortunately, there are certain portions of law enforcement who never emotionally matured from high school.

It’s an important job. We should expect better than this.

That is too cute! My kid is nearly 20 and still looks forward to the weird toys and novelties I put in the stockings that used to be from “Santa”.

Almost forgot the annual Living Nativity. Because it was a rural area, our 3 wise men lead “camels” which were llamas with padded humps. Oscar the donkey was a pro, he’d walk to each section on his own...in time to the recording.

At night, she breaks into museums and knocks over all the vases.

There are various flavors of Methodist. The church I went to as a kid was United Methodist, which had Sunday morning services, holiday services, a few bible study groups and Vacation Bible School. It was pretty laidback with and emphasis on personal study, reflection and good works.

There are more evangelical flavors…

The only problem I’ve ever had with the whole “Pioneer Woman” site is that I ended up there while looking for historical pioneer-type stuff and it is definitely not about that!

The plant was acquired by a private equity firm a year ago...

That’s what I’ve been thinking. It doesn’t take a lot of force to dislocate or break ribs if the angle is right.

Your Honor, I was totally running over to give Senator Paul a hug because he was doing such a nice job and accidentally tripped at the last second!

My yard is so small that we actually do use a push mower. It’s new, though. The best part about a push mower is that you can go out and mow the lawn in the middle of the night if you want and the neighbors won’t know a thing. It’s awesome in the middle of summer when the temp at 9-10am (the earliest civilized hours…

Hell, neighbors getting on each others’ nerves and behaving inappropriately knows no economic class. Years back, when hubby and I were poor students living in a duplex. Our neighbor thought that it was perfectly appropriate to topple our child’s swings because it was “too close” to his half of the back yard. He was…

One wonders if the ability to prove paternity through DNA tests will lead to a long-term shift in society.

An older male neighbor once sought to take my husband to task for “letting” me do something or other that he disliked and furthermore wanted him to “control” me better. (I was out of sight, but in earshot.) Husband earned many points with his response. “She’s my wife, not a dog and can make her own decisions.”

I want to go around to all those people who argue that fertilized eggs=people and start replacing their stuff with blueprints or instruction books (in German)...car, house, computer, meals, everything.

I did say I’m a terrible person.

Besides, they’re in a public place, if you want to be left alone, do the nasty at home.

Can you harmonize on the kazoo?

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.