Oh...My...God. Imagine a reality where Carrie Fischer’s afterlife job is actually to endlessly and creatively haunt the shit out of exploitative assholes in the entertainment industry.
Perhaps literally...picture her throwing a ghost voice so every time her target goes to the bathroom the “voice of his conscience”…
Moralia
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On one hand, I get it: we should talk more about race! But on the other hand, we don’t have to talk about it all the time! Sometimes I want to watch entertainment to escape and not get reminded of reality, you know?
Personally, I think that a lot of people in the public eye with very specific looks that feature heavy contouring and eye makeup are doing so for camouflage. I mean, if you scrubbed their faces clean or went with a more natural look, they’d be unrecognizable.
I used to work with this one lady who didn’t realize anyone else was in the restroom when she must’ve had a very satisfactory poop because I heard the plop and “Oh, PRAISE JE-SUS!” unironically exclaimed from the next stall over.
I snatched up my feet and waited a couple of minutes after she left because I didn’t want…
You describe it perfectly! Thank you!
It is EXACTLY that Demis have a different kind of sexual experience.
I don’t have a “low sex drive”. (Much to my husband’s joy.) Though I was accused by certain people of being “frigid”, “prudish”, “uptight” and, memorably, “religious” because I was different in my responses. That is not a good or healthy way to…
It’s in the “normal” range of sexuality, but when you are on this end of things without knowing what it is can be isolating.
Acknowledging that this is a part of the spectrum of healthy sexual identity complete with name and description means that people won’t end up going through their youth thinking there was…
I’m pretty sure I qualify as demisexual and I’m a happily married heterosexual person. It’s not a lack of aesthetic appreciation or sexual, it’s more like demis have a slower fuse when it comes to linking a particular person to sexual attraction than most of the people around us. It takes longer and relies more on…
This EXACTLY.
I’ve been known to apply a couple of extra-thin pantyliners in the underboob area of the bra. They’re super-absorbent and disposable.
George of the Jungle.
I’m a fan of replying to their initial inquiry with your price list. AMAZING how many, “You should design the Thing for our Event!” people never bring up the subject again.
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Great, thanks to the Yelp comment, now I’ve got that Weird Al song stuck in my head.
Also, it would ensure that you were fully covered in sunscreen. Honestly, I’m amazed that there isn’t full-on body paint sunscreen, at least for the kids market.
IIRC, they were sewn into the onesies were so they couldn’t sneak unauthorized weapons into the fight. The man got a club and the woman had a stone wrapped in a veil (essentially a large linen square.)
The funniest part about challenging someone to a duel is that according to most rules, the challengee is the one who names the time, place and weapons used.
I’m willing to bet he’d be a LOT less cocky facing one of these ladies with swords, knives or in unarmed combat.
Or more amusing still, we could go with medieval…
If I recall correctly, the challenged party is the one to choose the weapons.
The true benefit of online shopping...you can both shop for what you want while sitting next to each other in your pjs with snacks.