He’s got good muscular definition without a lot of extra mass, moves well, has pretty eyes and and a pleasant speaking voice. I’m not a huge fan of too much mass, myself. I guess it’s like preferring gymnasts and swimmers to bodybuilders and football (edit: American football) players.

It could be...

Yep. Love doesn’t have to knock you over, sometimes it needs time to grow. Also, babies are just a lot more fun when they get to the interactive stage. Those first months they’re fussy blobs in footie pajamas, but then they start showing real personality. :)

Amen!

The one thing I’d tell all mothers is don’t worry if you don’t experience that amazing-feeling-of-pure-twue-love-omg-this-is-wonderful-and-beautiful ooey-gooey sentiment that everyone seems to expect. I got really tired of this weird expectation from my female relatives and friends that I extemporize on the warm,…

The only resemblance here is that they’re both too elegant for words.

It’s interesting to me that this particular piece of technology in one form or another has been in use for almost a thousand years. It’s sad that with all our social and medical progress that it’s still something we need.

That kid is awesome! You can tell him an internet stranger said so.

I was thinking classic-style Levi jeans. Ain’t nothing more American than that.

If only they’d added mandatory handlebar mustachios for all the athletes....

I take greater issue with the shorts being white.
Dark blue? OK.
Classic new-blue-jean denim? Hells yeah!

I know a gal in her 30s who’s marrying a guy in his 60s. He’s a great guy and they’ve been best buddies for nearly a decade. It helps that he comes from a long-lived family and has done all the right diet and exercise things to stay healthy...I know guys in their 40s who aren’t as energetic and youthful.

I’ve started encouraging the few asswipes I know to PLEASE go to Target, stand outside the bathrooms and unilaterally insist on checking everyone’s gender before they go in...”I’m sure EVERYONE will appreciate your dedication!”

LOL! I can just picture it. I would definitely not be brave enough to nudge a moose...I was scared stiff by that bull. (Moose Nudging sounds like it could be the next extreme sport.)

As the driver of a car that was being charged by a bull once, I can confirm that cows can be fucking scary.

...and my axe!

Thank you! Internet cats make every day brighter. :)

Besides, if you have a bit of padding, no one expects you to be quite strong. It’s muscle in stealth mode...

Pie is good for solving philosophical differences and as a ballistic weapon.

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.