@newtype: I hear too much of that and it will make you go blind and have hairy palms.

@Devryn: Ditto. Basic phone. Done with getting gouged by phone corporations.

@mullingitover: +1

@SkipErnst: remember remember the 5th of November.

@edtv82: I'm glad I'm not the only one to see this retarded solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

@im2fools: asl!?!?!?

I want a Jesus Diaz bowling ball! Then when someone say's "Hey nice balls" I can promptly reply..."Thanks to Jesus."

@lostgame: The headline is just full of win.

@fughedaboudit: I one day aspire to be you. I try to smoke professionally, but this damn job gets in the way.

@Eauboy: they go great in stew, or from what I hear Richard gear.

@Hell_yawn: If you like his nuts you're going to love mine.

@mykie: be gentle, it's my first.

@themightyspitz: This one goes in your mouth... this one goes in your ear... and this one goes in your butt.

Windows doesn't have to worry about getting my dirty bills.

@bender123: For the good of all of US except the ones who are dead!

@timgray: Or you can get an iphone 4 and it will be obsolete right out of the box!

@No.humor: Sorry about that, next time... I use less force.