This is going to result in a 40 something billionaire heir with 3 young sons throwing himself off of 20 foot high steel cage. Order the Network.

Are we going to talk about this at all?

#FingersInTheBoobyTrapAssBitch

You forgot the interior. Check out those seats!

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Three Words: Ugly as shit.

Especially considering, based on the inferiority complex many of them share for some annoying reason, there’s no way majority of the (male) fans are even 6"s.

Then they’re the team that most perfectly matches their fan base.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

#Allghazi!

its a luxury coupe u fool

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

So it’s like telling someone in L.A. that Sublime is overrated.

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

Sorry Cam stole your flag. In his defense, we all thought it was pretty funny.

I’m sorry, but I enjoy Cam’s joy at playing the game. I’ve seen too many athletes for too long “saying the right things, drinking the vitamins and saying the prayers”. Give me more guys like Cam!

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

From the Dodge lot where it’ll sit...

Lincoln, are you writing this all down?