It will probably have a billion horsepower and be fueled by the souls of its enemies.

Silly man, this is the internet.

naw man. corvettes go after trees mustangs go after people.

Amatuers.

Investors are confused!

I don’t care if you say it’s “It’s own brand” now, it’s still a Dodge Ram.

Now turn down your music, pull up your pants, and get off my lawn.

Could just hire Ford to build the wall between US and Mexico using discarded Ford Mustangs and F-150 pickups. I bet they could make that wall 5 cars wide, 30 cars high. It’ll be the best wall, with Ford Sync and backup cameras to catch those illegals.

Too bad for the Mustang driver it was a Ram and not a Dodge.

is om nom nom better

I will present my selection. A Jag XK8

Because you NEED to shave a few extra seconds on your way to get your grande mocha latte, amirite?

Vanage a Trois?

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The whole “big truck or flashy sports car means you have a little dick” thing really never sat right with me. Now it’s applied to just about anyone with a nice car that can be seen as somewhat ostentatious.

COTD

If it’s going to pay to play like some driver spots in F1, I’d imagine Pastor Maldonado and his Venezuelan gov’t money to swipe the coveted third spot.

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.

Snarls Barkley is the best dog name ever.

Make it about the cars. Don’t make it about the people, or fake drama, unless that’s an honest byproduct of the cars. While I adored Top Gear, the manufactured aspect of the show did occasionally get in the way. Large parts of the show are saved by the amazing chemistry the three hosts had. One of my absolute favorite…