Whoa now, I understand these submissions but you leave the convertible Dakota out of this!!

*sees first list and gets mad * “Where are the damn Subarus?”

“The truck has never been one of those “raced” trucks, although it has a few nice upgrades to goose its torque and HP a bit. It has a re-written software program from a well known Viper software enthusiast. It has a Volant cold air intake system and a Gibson exhaust system. She is probably at least 550 in the torque…

Thats because the CEO in charge of it all is the guy wanting to merge with GM or anyone really. He is probably the worst possible guy for the viper.

WARNING!!! DANGER TO FLUX CAPACITOR

No one likes the tuna here.

You want outright dependable? Here ya go.

That’s a hell of a coke nail.

Ehh.