That was definitely a bridge over troubled water troubled bridge over water.

“Boss, sorry about that whole Tacoma Narrows thing...I have an idea: How about we make the bridge FLOAT? There’s no way the wind will destroy it!”

Just a tip Raph, no one in Seattle ever referred to it as the Lacey V Murrow Bridge.

I had to go somewhere on a holiday. End of story.

9:30PM, I-80, Illinois

No drift trike? A big wheel just doesn’t cut it on the durability scale.

When you get beaten at autocross by the 8-year-old riding a leaf blower it’s pretty annoying.

Even more puzzling, is the first paragraph... One vehicle stands out?? The Lincoln Navigator?? Uhh, did they quit making Tahoes, Yukons, and Escalades??? Did Land Rover put a halt to Range Rover production??? Lexus LX 570's and Toyota Land Cruisers were all rounded up and pushed into a landfill??? I have nothing…

Most unusual wardrobe choice for a car model, and yet strangely sexy.

Did they muffle the exhaust system enough so that you don’t hear that, ahem, “distinctive” V6 sound?

They are just jealous because aforementioned MILFs would never give them the time of day.

Can you lift one of those giant, wheel/tire assemblies above your head? You probably should film the attempt.

You should drive to Illinois, we can do quite possibly the most ridiculous comparison test ever.

Note to all reviewers: Whining about how big a full size SUV feels is unbecoming. These vehicles are built and sold specifically to be big! Expressing consternation sounds very weeny and metrosexual.....especially since the majority of the drivers of these are affluent, skinny moms in expensive warm-ups.

Is it true that the Navigator is a lady magnet ? Do you feel more attractive when sitting behind the wheel ?

Do you think it’s the turbos that are responsible for the lisp?

They’re enormous, and that’s fantastic. So many cars have these little tiny piddly mirrors these days, and you can’t see anything out of them. This is a blessed Lincoln.

How are babies made? In a factory.

When my 11 year old was born I had a 2 door GTI. The way the front seats flipped forward made it so I could stand in the rear foot well facing the back of the car with my kid in the car seat right in front of me. It was easier than putting her in a car seat in a four door car.